Odds And Ends And Anything You Fancy

[phlebas]

Naked musicians

 

[Gibbs505]

Naked musicians

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I would like to play along with them!

 

[Eulalia]

I would like to play along with them!

but they won't get much chance to make music while you're playing along with them

 

[Gibbs505]

but they won't get much chance to make music while you're playing along with them

WE would make sweet music! "huh, huh, huh ..."

 

[Frank Petrexa]

Naked musicians

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No pianists? The one piano concert I went to put me to sleep. This would probably have helped.

 

[phlebas]

The health and safety issues depicted here need careful evaluation.

(warning, the following photos may trigger sensitive members, graphic scenes of domestic drudgery)

 

[Loxuru]

The health and safety issues depicted here need careful evaluation.

Compared to this one (you posted yesterday on Wtf and Oddities), naked ironing is far more peaceful and less dangerous than naked gardening!

 

[Eulalia]

The health and safety issues depicted here need careful evaluation.

(warning, the following photos may trigger sensitive members, graphic scenes of domestic drudgery)

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I often do the ironing in the nude. After all, I can't iron clothes if I'm wearing them,
and I haven't got that many!

 

[windar]

Now here is a sticky situation.

Tanker Spills Liquid Chocolate All Over Highway in Poland

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/09/world/europe/poland-chocolate-road.html

If I'm not around over the next few days, it's because I went over to help with the cleanup

 

[Wragg]

Now here is a sticky situation.

Tanker Spills Liquid Chocolate All Over Highway in Poland

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/09/world/europe/poland-chocolate-road.html

If I'm not around over the next few days, it's because I went over to help with the cleanup

 

[Eulalia]

What surprises me about that story is a tanker full of chocolate.
I'm sure I've never seen such a thing in Britain.
I'm not even sure I'd want to -
I love good chocolate, but the idea of it being carted about in tankers rather turns my tummy

 

[windar]

What surprises me about that story is a tanker full of chocolate.
I'm sure I've never seen such a thing in Britain.
I'm not even sure I'd want to -
I love good chocolate, but the idea of it being carted about in tankers rather turns my tummy

Sorry to burst your bubble Eul, but you've had chocolate tankers in the UK since the 1950s. I guess they managed not to tip over, so they stayed under the radar. http://archive.commercialmotor.com/article/17th-october-1958/72/chocolate-tankers-granted-to-nmu

 

[Barbaria1]

Sorry to burst your bubble Eul, but you've had chocolate tankers in the UK since the 1950s. I guess they managed not to tip over, so they stayed under the radar. http://archive.commercialmotor.com/article/17th-october-1958/72/chocolate-tankers-granted-to-nmu

First time I ever heard of a chocolate tanker. I must live a sheltered life.

 

[GoatJr]

There she is ... ... Huh ... what the ...... gone !

 

[Barbaria1]

There she is ... View attachment 585677 ... Huh ... what the ...... gone !

That’s a hallucination that occurs after eating too much chocolate

 

[GoatJr]

So now we know where she went .

 

[Naraku]

That’s a hallucination that occurs after eating too much chocolate

Eating too much chocolate produces a chemical reaction in the brain that is same as being in love.
But, you don't have to eat it...

you can let someone else lick it off...

Or, you could just have a chocolate covered banana...

 

[thehangingtree]

Tree has no answer!!!

 

[windar]

First time I ever heard of a chocolate tanker. I must live a sheltered life.

Sure, Moore, nothing bad ever happens to you...

That’s a hallucination that occurs after eating too much chocolate

Since when is there such a thing as too much chocolate?

 

[Barbaria1]

Or, you could just have a chocolate covered banana...

Geez, Nara!!!