Odds And Ends And Anything You Fancy

[Loxuru]

Whose this Boris. Have you been cheating on me with a Russian? My wee heart is broken!

I think his name is Boris Ivanovich. You will certainly find him in the telephone directory...

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Stop the presses! I must spring into action to keep the world safe again for cuddly puppy dogs!!!
​

 

[Eulalia]

Whose this Boris. Have you been cheating on me with a Russian? My wee heart is broken!

He's the one who's been cheating, he promised he'd die in a ditch at Halloween,
but instead he announced a general erection!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

He's the one who's been cheating, he promised he'd die in a ditch at Halloween,
but instead he announced a general erection!

Very subtle reference there. Excellent! Congratulation!!

 

[Migoz2]

I think his name is Boris Ivanovich. You will certainly find him in the telephone directory...

AKA Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

 

[bellesouth]

He's the one who's been cheating, he promised he'd die in a ditch at Halloween,
but instead he announced a general erection!

The two things might well be the same, after all time is relative.

 

[Migoz2]

Pandaogists have discovered that low panda birth rates might be due to a rise in a certain perversion in male pandas:



A male panda was asked to comment:

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Security

 

[connoisseurs]

Pandaogists have discovered that low panda birth rates might be due to a rise in a certain perversion in male pandas

A male panda was asked to comment:

Now, your panda was composed. This one was more honest

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Now, your panda was composed. This one was more honest
View attachment 774563

"I can't believe I ate the WHOLE thing!"

 

[foggybottom]

Precision forklift driver.

View attachment Precision Forklift Driving .mp4

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Scary

 

[connoisseurs]

Scary
View attachment 774878

Where did you get this pic of my mother-in-law?

 

[Eulalia]

Precision forklift driver.

When I was learning to drive, I was told to imagine I had a full glass of water on the seat beside me,
and I should drive so that it wouldn't spill. Never tried it mind. Nor a glass of anything else ...

 

[Rias]

When I was learning to drive, I was told to imagine I had a full glass of water on the seat beside me,
and I should drive so that it wouldn't spill. Never tried it mind. Nor a glass of anything else ...

okie dokie and me was not driving and me is only this person who is pilot in car and told mama where to drive like gps or when gps computer car is broken

 

[Loxuru]

When I was learning to drive, I was told to imagine I had a full glass of water on the seat beside me,
and I should drive so that it wouldn't spill. Never tried it mind. Nor a glass of anything else ...

When I was learning to drive, I was told to behave in traffic as if all the other drivers were careless idiots.

 

[Barbaria1]

When I was learning to drive, I was told to behave in traffic as if all the other drivers were careless idiots.

That doesn’t include me, right?

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

When I was learning to drive, I was told to imagine I had a full glass of water on the seat beside me,
and I should drive so that it wouldn't spill. Never tried it mind. Nor a glass of anything else ...

You know that a good Scottish Girl would be a safe driver with a glass of Whisky on the seat! (Though don't get pulled over unless you want a good hiding from the police! )

Adventure

 

[Migoz2]

View attachment 775441 That doesn’t include me, right?

For some reason, I think this is more your style, Barb......

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Contentment