Somehow I don't doubt she was less than pleased with you, Paskell!!!
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Paskell's Saga-episode 5
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Somehow I don't doubt she was less than pleased with you, Paskell!!!
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Well yes, you might have come to my rescue a little faster ... as you can see I was not enjoying my predicament... 
but when you did come to my rescue you were MAGNIFICENT! 
and together WE showed them what happens when they mess with Women Warriors!
So onward! The Adventure continues ... to what we don't know, but are eager to see! 
RacingRodent
Consul
So could they rename the boat Dunknobing?
messaline
Crucified Amazon
What is that ?
RacingRodent
Consul
What is that ?
Well it is a reference to the fella who won't be knobbing anyone anymore (Knob being slang for the male particular)
messaline
Crucified Amazon
I thank Repertor for having brought to me the idea of this next episode which was not foreseen ...
...Some days later, they were approaching a place where the river was verging by high cliffs ; the night was soon coming and the stream was becoming faster and the boat seemed irresistibly attracted by the rocks of the bank !
Suddenly, in the dimness, Paskell screamed : " See there ! Dont you aperceive this nice girl, singing while she's combing her red hairs ?!"
But the boat was practically hurting the rocks and the two women get out to the water and joined the shore ...
When they were in security, Paskell was asking for : "And where is the sailor ?"
Barbaria replied : "Oh, he's certainly stayed into the boat : I'm afraid that I forgot to free him before to jump into the river !"
Paskell smiled and said : " Anyway, he deserved that ! But what about this girl that I've seen there ?"
"There was no girl, Paskell ! You were dreaming ! Look at the rock : nobody !" Replied Barbaria ...
Paskell thook that she'd not dreamt but she preferred to shut up rather than to do a polemic ...
She only said : " Well, then we've no choice, we're obliged to camp here and, tomorrow, we'll see how to continue this travel ..."
So, after having a frugal meal with some berries that they could find around ( they were losing all their provisions in the sinking !) , they could have some enjoyable moments before a good sleep ...
Isn't it the most important ?
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Mmmmm ! "Vivre d'amour et d'eau fraiche !" (to live from love and fresh water)...
tbc ...
...Some days later, they were approaching a place where the river was verging by high cliffs ; the night was soon coming and the stream was becoming faster and the boat seemed irresistibly attracted by the rocks of the bank !
Suddenly, in the dimness, Paskell screamed : " See there ! Dont you aperceive this nice girl, singing while she's combing her red hairs ?!"
But the boat was practically hurting the rocks and the two women get out to the water and joined the shore ...
When they were in security, Paskell was asking for : "And where is the sailor ?"
Barbaria replied : "Oh, he's certainly stayed into the boat : I'm afraid that I forgot to free him before to jump into the river !"
Paskell smiled and said : " Anyway, he deserved that ! But what about this girl that I've seen there ?"
"There was no girl, Paskell ! You were dreaming ! Look at the rock : nobody !" Replied Barbaria ...
Paskell thook that she'd not dreamt but she preferred to shut up rather than to do a polemic ...
She only said : " Well, then we've no choice, we're obliged to camp here and, tomorrow, we'll see how to continue this travel ..."
So, after having a frugal meal with some berries that they could find around ( they were losing all their provisions in the sinking !) , they could have some enjoyable moments before a good sleep ...
Isn't it the most important ?
... ... Mmmmm ! "Vivre d'amour et d'eau fraiche !" (to live from love and fresh water)...
tbc ...
RacingRodent
Consul
Well the sailor should be jolly pleased he had a short part in this tale....I am sure Jolly will explain that when he comes to collect his soul
Repertor
Artifex Imaginum
Well, you can't think of everything.View attachment 521568 Sometimes being forgetful has its rewards! Mmmmmmmm
Repertor
Artifex Imaginum
Well the sailor should be jolly pleased he had a short part in this tale....I am sure Jolly will explain that when he comes to collect his soul
He's coming.
Noooo!!! Don't look up there! Watch the rocks! 
He didn't watch the rocks. 
messaline
Crucified Amazon
View attachment 521606 He's coming.
View attachment 521605 Noooo!!! Don't look up there! Watch the rocks!
View attachment 521603 He didn't watch the rocks.
... and his devoted Lorelei !
It's curious that in the legends, it's always women who are attracting men in a trap !
Repertor
Artifex Imaginum
Men are so easily distracted.It's curious that in the legends, it's always women who are attracting men in a trap !
... and his devoted Lorelei !
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View attachment 521624 It's curious that in the legends, it's always women who are attracting men in a trap !
Men are not competent enough to set one.
Repertor
Artifex Imaginum
Repertor will not reply and he will certainly not say that men are not wicked enough to set one.Men are not competent enough to set one.
He will not fall into the trap Barb has set up to issue demerits.
messaline
Crucified Amazon
No, in fact, I think that women have no choices : they are less powerful than men and they use of their charms to catch/keep them ...
That's because legends aren't politically correct and objectify women!!! ...did Tree type that?!?!?!... and his devoted Lorelei !
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View attachment 521624 It's curious that in the legends, it's always women who are attracting men in a trap !
Men are not competent enough to set one.
Allow me to help Repertor. Barb bend over
Are 'charms' the same as assets???No, in fact, I think that women have no choices : they are less powerful than men and they use of their charms to catch/keep them ...
Stop trying to shift the focus of this discussion to my tight little !
