You'll have to dye your hair green, BarbOoops .... she looks like me
Else I won't be able to tell you and Kathy apart
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Punishment, Penance, And Love
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Else I won't be able to tell you and Kathy apart
Well, no... Barb is crucified and Kathy is not...You'll have to dye your hair green, Barb
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Else I won't be able to tell you and Kathy apart
To the story...
Messaline has been crucified almost 23 hours when Judith is driven up Golgotha in THT Inc.’s Mini Moke limousine.
She climbs out of the air-conditioned passenger sedan and exclaims “Where is the tropical breeze?”
She pulls off her wrap dress and tosses it in the sedan. As she walks au natural to Messa’s cross the chauffeur sets up her lawn chair, table, and cocktail station complete with man-servant. She strolls up Messa’s cross, spreads Messa’s knees and laps at Messa’s sex.
“Oh Mistress Judith, please don’t do that. I am sweaty and…”
“Silence, my pet- I will take you how I want when I want.”
She tongues me until I have an explosive orgasm then she strolls over to her lawn chair. She looks up at me and tells the servant “Get a good photographer up here. I want pictures of my pet.”
The server calls down to the resort and as he delivers Judith her drink says “The best photographer available is a Mr. R. Rodent but he is very expensive!”
“Like I care… Hire him! I want pictures of my divine crucified Messa” Judith says.
I am so proud she approves…
-Messa
The women are crucified in a semi-circle. Tree pulls up his 17 year old ATV, unstraps his cooler and lawn chair and takes a seat in front of Barbara Moore’s cross. It is early in the morning (OK, it is before noon). He settles his ass, makes a drink, and lights a Marlboro before saying “I hear you are giving Sister Emily a load of crap.”
“What difference does it make? Give me an extra hour for being a bitch” Barb replies.
“It ain’t that easy Barb. If you get an extra hour all of you get an extra hour and I don’t know how the dice rolled” Tree replies.
“Damn who makes this shit up” Barb asks.
I have no idea…
Tree
She doesn't look like a stoned hippy... but she is delusional.
Don't assume I have malice for Kathy!!!You mean "Kathy is not yet"
And great to see the Moke back!
Did you notice I washed the Moke????
why does he always sit down there beneath me and look up like that? 
I have another complaint to add ... smoke rises and gets in my nose ... put that damn thing out, would you?
And, frankly, I could care less about another hour or even two ... as you would say "do we really care?"
The term is 'I could not care less about another hour or even twoView attachment 483572 why does he always sit down there beneath me and look up like that?
I have another complaint to add ... smoke rises and gets in my nose ... put that damn thing out, would you?
And, frankly, I could care less about another hour or even two ... as you would say "do we really care?"
And frankly after 8 hours I am making 'time and a half' and after 24 hours of overtime I make double pay. So however long you suffer is money in the bank. Take heart- it costs the Wragg's family more...
View attachment 483572 why does he always sit down there beneath me and look up like that?
I have another complaint to add ... smoke rises and gets in my nose ... put that damn thing out, would you?
And, frankly, I could care less about another hour or even two ... as you would say "do we really care?"
...because I like the view. What are you going to do about? Behave up there or I'll get the two-pronged cornu...
Grumpy Tree
Say never never to Tree, Kathy!
never has passed for Kathy... To paraphrase the recently departed Chuck Barris "Why did you do that, Barbara Moore?"
Looking for the double cornu, dear lady???
Is that like looking for the silver lining?
As I withe upon my cross, I'll be following a plan
I'll scream and twist as long as I can
I am sure this dance won't ease the endless grind
So I'll keep this ditty repeating in my mind
Look for the silver lining
Whenever a cloud appears in the blue
Remember somewhere the sun is shining
And a Nailus Martyrs double cornu is waiting for you.
Apologies to J. Garland and whoever else sang the original.
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I asked The Hanging Tree
Why he stares at me,
He at once replied,
“With a cornu deep inside,
You can’t avoid the ride.”
I said "Your cigs make me blind,"
He said "I don’t mind,
When you’re crucified,
You must realise,
Smoke gets in your eyes."
Then he laughed, I chaffed at him
That he should take the piss,
Tried to spray, but it’s all drained away
And I’ve got no more piss.
Now laughing Tree derides,
Tears I cannot hide,
So I smile and say,
When a lovely frame writhes,
Smoke gets in her eyes.
(apologies to Jerome Kern)
Why he stares at me,
He at once replied,
“With a cornu deep inside,
You can’t avoid the ride.”
I said "Your cigs make me blind,"
He said "I don’t mind,
When you’re crucified,
You must realise,
Smoke gets in your eyes."
Then he laughed, I chaffed at him
That he should take the piss,
Tried to spray, but it’s all drained away
And I’ve got no more piss.
Now laughing Tree derides,
Tears I cannot hide,
So I smile and say,
When a lovely frame writhes,
Smoke gets in her eyes.
(apologies to Jerome Kern)
Silver lining, silver lining... thinking, thinking. Ah...
I know this cool song.
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And then you put your mucky feet all over it....
Worth every penny...
Barb -
Eul -
It's my feet and my Moke. The problems of two people in this crazy topsy-turvy we live in may not be worth a 'hill of beans' but it is our hill and our beans...And then you put your mucky feet all over it....
Worth every penny...
Barb -
Eul -
Tree
...and I washed my feet sometime this month...
I think...
LittleSiss
Sorceress
Silver lining, silver lining... thinking, thinking. Ah...
I know this cool song.
Remind me a bit on @LittleSiss Siss and @Barbaria1 on tour...
I keep meaning to get back to that! We were in Hawaii weren't we?
Look out, 50!!!
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rb1956
Lone Wolf
well i agree with Tree that is a nice view!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WOWView attachment 483915 Contemplating whether I should spit or pee on Grumpy Tree ... maybe both.