Coming from Missouri, he wouldn't wish to be involved in a dangling participle.
Let’s leave his penis out of this discussion
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Rite of Spring
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Let’s leave his penis out of this discussion
I'm not sure what 'literacy' means...If you say so. But isn’t Missouri at least a step up from the literacy levels of its southern neighbor?
What is wrong with my dick?!?!?!Coming from Missouri, he wouldn't wish to be involved in a dangling participle.
Tree walks away. I have two more hours to be crucified. I doubt he gives a damn.
The sun is setting. Can I make whatever time is left?
I don’t think so… I am spent.
It is not recorded if Barbara Moore survived the brutal torture of the cross.
The powers that be made their sack of gold. Messaline wrapped up a huge contract on the Premium French Crucifixion Wood. Tree went home to the estate near the Pacific, Missouri coffee shop.
No one know knows what happened to Barbara Moore…
Tree
The end
The sun is setting. Can I make whatever time is left?
I don’t think so… I am spent.
It is not recorded if Barbara Moore survived the brutal torture of the cross.
The powers that be made their sack of gold. Messaline wrapped up a huge contract on the Premium French Crucifixion Wood. Tree went home to the estate near the Pacific, Missouri coffee shop.
No one know knows what happened to Barbara Moore…
Tree
The end
No one know knows what happened to Barbara Moore…
Tree
Tree, you can't keep me tied up at the TreeHouse forever .... someone will notice I'm missing!! 
Great story!
Done in a week and you still have time to do your taxes!!!View attachment 686000Tree, you can't keep me tied up at the TreeHouse forever .... someone will notice I'm missing!!
Great story!
Don't we always?We'll all be cheering you on, Barb!
Well, we must trust Tree's expert opinion. You certainly don't want to hear MINE.
Jolly is always so restrained in his thoughts!Don't we always?
Well, we must trust Tree's expert opinion. You certainly don't want to hear MINE.
someone will notice I'm missing!!
What ho, Jollyrei!
Wragg, old bean, how are you?
Well, to tell you the truth, old chap, I'm at a bit of a loose end?
Yes, it's been frightfully quiet around these parts, what?
There's something missing, you know... can't quite put my finger on it.
Well, Eul got a few likes for her discussion on the Latin subjunctive, and your treatise on the dangling participle was frightfully well received!
Yes, we really get to the crux of grammar here on Cruxforums, don't we?
So we do.......... but.......... Remember 2019?
That excellent story by the Hanging Tree? The Rite of Spring?
Absolutely! He finally did for that troublesome wench, Barbaria!
Indeed he did, no more demerits, small print, tumescence, or wardrobe malfunctions!
Yes, indeed, it was a jolly good show by old Tree!
Yes, but...
I know....
It's just not the same around here without her!
