Solomon - The Unauthorized Autobiography

[Jollyrei]

A great surprise after finishing of the eBook. But Madiosi inserted the last part.

Sorry, Madiosi. I thought you were sick, and maybe I had some time. I still need to get you a blurb. I'll do that today.

 

[Deleted member 16647]

Sheba is usually identified with Saba

The real one :

 

[Jollyrei]

The real one :

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"" - Solomon.

 

[Deleted member 16647]

The real one :

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The model is Laura Gemser, erotic model and actress of the 70's, currently 66 years

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Gemser
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Gemser

 

[Repertor]

Thanks, Jolly.
You surprised us with a fine bonus chapter.

 

[Eulalia]

Anyway, that’s why there’s no description of her bottom in any of my poetry.

This is true, the only bottom in The Song of Solomon (AV)
is in the chariot that King Solomon made himself
(it's a man thing, tinkering all day out there in the garage):
'The bottom thereof of gold,
the covering of it of purple,
the midst thereof being paved with love,
for the daughters of Jerusalem...'

'paved with love'? 'Meaning of Hebrew obscure', says the note.
Modern versions have 'ebony' or 'leather' as possible readings
(sorry mate, can't get love these days, not nowhere - got a nice bit of ebony though....)

 

[RacingRodent]

'paved with love'? 'Meaning of Hebrew obscure', says the note.

Sounds like a description of the back seat of a typical 80's Ford Capri

 

[Wragg]

Thanks, Jolly.
You surprised us with a fine bonus chapter.

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It must have taken hours to find that!

Or draw it?

 

[Repertor]

It must have taken hours to find that!

Or draw it?

I was more than 36 hours off-line. Plenty of time to search.
My first postable drawing still has to be made.

 

[Deleted member 16647]

... the chariot that King Solomon made himself
(it's a man thing, tinkering all day out there in the garage)...

lol

 

[Repertor]

lol

Don't laugh. Making a chariot requires skill and hard work.
Repertor knows...

 

[Madiosi]

Don't laugh. Making a chariot requires skill and hard work.
Repertor knows... View attachment 491835

 

[Repertor]

Repertor stands on his chariot
but his face is clouded with worry
his armour shooting arrows of light
mind disturbed by confusion
truly he looks like the son
a David among Goliaths he stands
of the king of the night
a mammoth task on his youthful shoulders

(By Vijayalakshmi Harish)

 

[bobinder]

Repertor stands on his chariot
but his face is clouded with worry
his armour shooting arrows of light
mind disturbed by confusion
truly he looks like the son
a David among Goliaths he stands
of the king of the night
a mammoth task on his youthful shoulders

(By Vijayalakshmi Harish)

A mammoth tusk???

 

[windar]

A mammoth tusk???

If you really believe in the literal Bible (which this story clearly is), there were mammoths and dinosaurs and humans all together

 

[Repertor]

A mammoth tusk???

Madiosi didn't want to ridiculise Repertor.
He has left his shoulders out of view.

 

[bobinder]

Madiosi didn't want to ridiculise Repertor.
He has left his shoulders out of view.

The yoke's on you when he does his next manipulation...

 

[Repertor]

If you really believe in the literal Bible (which this story clearly is), there were mammoths and dinosaurs and humans all together

The human has already been eaten.

 

[Madiosi]

View attachment 491912 The human has already been eaten.

Amazons on hunting

 

[Repertor]

View attachment 491913 Amazons on hunting

The hunt is rewarded.