Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
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He just walks out and leaves me standing in this humiliating position. But I learned something about him. He likes plays, the theater! What do I know about plays? Shaw or Shakespeare? God, what did I learn in High School about them. Of course, none of my dates ever wanted to go see a play. Go to a bar and get drunk or go to one of those action comic-book movies that bored me to tears. I would have liked going to a play. It would have been nice.
She’s thinking hard. Having trouble holding position but thinking about what I said. I would have loved to take a girl, even one half as pretty as Joyce to a play. And have a nice talk about it after. Sex wouldn’t matter. But no girl would have me. I bet she’s had plenty of boys take her out. Expensive dinner, front row seats at a play, maybe flowers. And then say good night and leave the guy horny!
Damn, why can’t I remember one of those plays. Mr. Haines, junior English. He was nice. Made the stuff fun. What play did we read there.
She’s not concentrating and her arms are tired. Here it comes. She’s lowered her right hand to soothe her butt. I think all five collars would be a good lesson here.
Lord, my butt hurts. I wonder how much ti…
He just walks out and leaves me standing in this humiliating position. But I learned something about him. He likes plays, the theater! What do I know about plays? Shaw or Shakespeare? God, what did I learn in High School about them. Of course, none of my dates ever wanted to go see a play. Go to a bar and get drunk or go to one of those action comic-book movies that bored me to tears. I would have liked going to a play. It would have been nice.
She’s thinking hard. Having trouble holding position but thinking about what I said. I would have loved to take a girl, even one half as pretty as Joyce to a play. And have a nice talk about it after. Sex wouldn’t matter. But no girl would have me. I bet she’s had plenty of boys take her out. Expensive dinner, front row seats at a play, maybe flowers. And then say good night and leave the guy horny!
Damn, why can’t I remember one of those plays. Mr. Haines, junior English. He was nice. Made the stuff fun. What play did we read there.
She’s not concentrating and her arms are tired. Here it comes. She’s lowered her right hand to soothe her butt. I think all five collars would be a good lesson here.
Lord, my butt hurts. I wonder how much ti…