There once was a Bishop of BirminghamWho ...... little girls while confirming 'em -He pulled up his frockAnd stuck in his cock,And pumped his episcopal sperm in 'em.
Julia and Eulalia not only members or bards but also the Cruel Mistresses united again (or was it allied) but it is funny
This is the view most altar boys get. (My appologies to any Catholics out there who can't take a joke) And while we're on the subject of papal genitalia: it's claimed that all newly appointed popes have to, as part of their induction ceremony, sit with their robes pulled up in a special chair with a hole in the seat, kind of like a toilet. A priest reaches up underneath to feel if they really have male organs. This tradition is said to date from the time of the legendary Pope Joan & is meant to prevent any other disguised woman from becoming pope. The story is denied by the Church, as is the existance of Pope Joan. But, the scene was depicted in the Showtime series "The Borgias". And now you know...And knowing is half the battle!
