Naraku
Draconarius
Well...if you cut out the smoking, drinking, fatty foods, start exercising....Will I be around for this???
...Nah, not even close.
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...Nah, not even close.
I'll look for the sun rising in the west before any of your scenarios happen...Well...if you cut out the smoking, drinking, fatty foods, start exercising....
...Nah, not even close.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Missouri, and the whole North America, are slowly moving south along a major fault system. On the other hand, South America is moving north, on the other side of that fault system. Both Americas are chaning position relative to each other.
Tree will need to replace his current hat by a sombrero some day!
windar
Teller of Tales
Trump's Wall will prevent thatMissouri, and the whole North America, are slowly moving south along a major fault system. On the other hand, South America is moving north, on the other side of that fault system. Both Americas are chaning position relative to each other.
Tree will need to replace his current hat by a sombrero some day!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
That reminds me of a reader's letter in a newspaper, after the earthquake and disastrous tsunami in Indonesia on Christmas 2004.Trump's Wall will prevent that
In all seriousness, a reader asked : "Why don't they drill some concrete pillars into the ocean floor, so that these plates will be fixed to each other and no longer be able to move?"
But Trump must not worry : the USA and Mexico are on the same side of the fault system. They'll travel together southward.
Tree sleeps... Catch you at breakfast...
Tree
Tree
What kind of music do mummies like?...WRAP!
Where does Dracula keep his coffin? In the Vampire State Building.
RacingRodent
Consul
Which raises the question, does he like his eggs sunny side up?
And why has he just walked in here?
It's The Coffin Shop! (And he knows he'll get his drinks from waitresses with necks to nothing on)
And why has he just walked in here?
It's The Coffin Shop! (And he knows he'll get his drinks from waitresses with necks to nothing on)
Very clever
Well, that made me groan!And why has he just walked in here?
It's The Coffin Shop! (And he knows he'll get his drinks from waitresses with necks to nothing on)
Naraku
Draconarius
You went back to 2009 to dig up a post for this?
Humor like this should be kept buried and under wraps.
How should Erin be punished for this?
Hmmm
What punish lil ole me? I'm innocent!
And let's not forget about the Wolfman...Hair today,gone tomarowWell, it made me smile!
I hope I don't end up like her.
He does not like stake ether,it give him heartburn.