Hope you have a better one this year!
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RacingRodent
Consul
And you seem to be having some trouble with something in your mouth that doesn't look exactly like coffee, but might be cream.
You could swallow that. Waste not, want not. 
It's the new Coffee Shop Special - Eulalatte!And you seem to be having some trouble with something in your mouth that doesn't look exactly like coffee, but might be cream.
Praefectus Praetorio
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Praefectus Praetorio
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Ok, Eul and other cruxgirls, which of these items do you choose?
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Praefectus Praetorio
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Japanese Stores Prep for the Olympics - By Ditching Porn
The country’s largest convenience chains, 7-Eleven, Lawson and FamilyMart, have all pledged to stop selling adult publications in a bid to spruce up Japan’s image ahead of this year’s Rugby World Cup and next year’s Summer Olympics in Tokyo. Executives want their stores to be more family friendly and less offensive to the influx of foreign tourists they’re expecting.
I've cancelled my flight. Rebooked for the Great White North!
The country’s largest convenience chains, 7-Eleven, Lawson and FamilyMart, have all pledged to stop selling adult publications in a bid to spruce up Japan’s image ahead of this year’s Rugby World Cup and next year’s Summer Olympics in Tokyo. Executives want their stores to be more family friendly and less offensive to the influx of foreign tourists they’re expecting.
I've cancelled my flight. Rebooked for the Great White North!
Praefectus Praetorio
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What we'll be missing:
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Outrageous! On hearing this, I immediately did cut down the Japanese Cherry Tree in my garden! Take that, Hiro Hito!
Praefectus Praetorio
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Of course there
are still plenty of girls closer to home. Like this somewhat familiar one:
are still plenty of girls closer to home. Like this somewhat familiar one:
I thought all Japanese pussies were pixellated?
Praefectus Praetorio
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Most are. It's a question of a recessive gene. Occasionally a girl will be born unpixellated
Goodnight or goo
...or born in Oklahoma... It is only one gas stop away from the Tree estate... Unless Barb and Siss steal (I meant 'borrow') the pony...
Praefectus Praetorio
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OK, the United States is the largest agricultural exporter in the world with $140.5 billion. Who is second with $104.6 billion? Hint: it has less than 1/200th as much land!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
The Netherlands?
Praefectus Praetorio
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Bingo! You win a free purple tulip bulb. Be at the customer service window at Hans & Hans shipping, 45678 Dok Straat, Rotterdam, tomorrow at 6AM GMT to pick up. Tell them Mr. Perfect sent you.The Netherlands?
bellesouth
Magistrate
Many moons ago when tv was still black and white, Johnny Morris used to present children's programmes about travel and animals. In one of his films when in Japan his voice over as the camera panned up in a street scene was, "Look. Even the traffic lights are sideways." Collapse of most of the adult male population in the UK.