Gibbs505
SERVORUM DOMITOR
That puts me in the 9.6% range but I am ok so far!
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twonines
LIMERICUS
You should be so lucky, I`m in the 16.6% range but que sera , sera. Life is for living, so I shall just be sensible and keep going.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
It is all the environmentalist's fault! If the air would be more polluted, then those damned virusses would simply drop dead on the spot!
And like my old mom said today, what happened to the old tricks!? Smoking it out and drowning it! But, right, smoking was supposed to be bad for health, right? But the old style doctors simply smoked a cigar from time to time, to stay healthy, and bloody well, THEY DID!
And there is the drowning! Lots of drinking! Virusses cannot swim you know! But bloody hell, the shelves of bottle water in the store were looted by those freeking panicking Millenials. But no problem! As long as there is beer and wine, what's the problem after all?There is alcohol in both of them, and alcohol, that's a superb disinfectant! Get that, virusses! I'll drown you by the volume, and even if you think you'll stay afloat, the alcohol will eradicate you completely! Ausradieren! Gruntlich!
But imagine! What is the government doing? First they forbade smoking in pubs, and now they SHUT THEM DOWN!
Smoking out! Forget it! Drowning, forget it! That kind of disaster happens when the country gets in the hands of these terrible MIllenials, who never had to serve in the army! I Always have said that would go wrong!
So, I continue my precautions!Stay all well! Tomorrow is another day!
And like my old mom said today, what happened to the old tricks!? Smoking it out and drowning it! But, right, smoking was supposed to be bad for health, right? But the old style doctors simply smoked a cigar
from time to time, to stay healthy, and bloody well, THEY DID!And there is the drowning! Lots of drinking! Virusses cannot swim you know! But bloody hell, the shelves of bottle water in the store were looted by those freeking panicking Millenials. But no problem! As long as there is beer and wine, what's the problem after all?
There is alcohol in both of them, and alcohol, that's a superb disinfectant! Get that, virusses! I'll drown you by the volume, and even if you think you'll stay afloat, the alcohol will eradicate you completely! Ausradieren! Gruntlich!But imagine! What is the government doing? First they forbade smoking in pubs, and now they SHUT THEM DOWN!
Smoking out! Forget it! Drowning, forget it! That kind of disaster happens when the country gets in the hands of these terrible MIllenials, who never had to serve in the army! I Always have said that would go wrong!So, I continue my precautions!
Stay all well! Tomorrow is another day!
malins
Stumbling Seeker
You shall damn well learn to spell the Language of Discipline properly!!!!
That is "Gründlich" not "Gruntlich"!
It has nothing to do with grunting! (men, you ... you are all pigs I say!)
If you fail to comply I ... I...
... I may have to consider asking around for someone who would be willing to invest some effort in order to sanction you!
Anyone checked if RR is ok?
If you show symptoms, get yourself to a health professional immediately
They can check you out
Remember soap is an important weapon in the war against the virus
And if you test positive, there's always quarantine, where you will be monitored on a daily basis.
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This is what you get when your President gets rid of all the health experts and rejects the test kits offered by the WHO.
What sort of quarantine is this exactly? I mean they are all in there together. I suppose it's distinguished from actual isolation. In any case, they've at least taken away all their clothes - just traps for germs, clothes. Very sensible. Much easier to examine physically too.And if you test positive, there's always quarantine, where you will be monitored on a daily basis.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Did I post that, last evening, by the way? I cannot remember I wrote that!
I was too busy with disease prevention!Until recently, I had no idea there was such a word as 'grunting'.
Oh, my poor head!That happens when they name a virus after a beer brand!
Barb!? You got a minute!?
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montycrusto
Guest
A friend in Romania sent me this:
Gibbs505
SERVORUM DOMITOR
I like!!
Crux-Emperor Baracus X
Rectidolor
I'm heartbroken....TOTALLY heartbroken....
Just had to get a new phone,and the data-swap has Wiped out ALL my crucifixion videos !!
Just had to get a new phone,and the data-swap has Wiped out ALL my crucifixion videos !!
RacingRodent
Consul
I'm heartbroken....TOTALLY heartbroken....
Just had to get a new phone,and the data-swap has Wiped out ALL my crucifixion videos !!
Woe to the crucifixless
Gibbs505
SERVORUM DOMITOR
I feel for you!I'm heartbroken....TOTALLY heartbroken....
Just had to get a new phone,and the data-swap has Wiped out ALL my crucifixion videos !!
Crux-Emperor Baracus X
Rectidolor
Luckily my pictures survived....Phew !!
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montycrusto
Guest
Sounds like you had a crossed lineI'm heartbroken....TOTALLY heartbroken....
Just had to get a new phone,and the data-swap has Wiped out ALL my crucifixion videos !!
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
To be effective in killing the virus, a sanitizer has to be at least 60% alcohol. Therefore I recommend drinking only 120+ proof as a precaution.
Everyone just stay calm. We've been through this before:
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Panique dans les rues!
Actually a very smart move by those Frenchies. Everyone knows the virus only comes out after midnight!
malins
Stumbling Seeker
A people who know how to ward off the Strigoi will not be cowed by Corona-Chan