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Eulalia

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Oh they were just doing it for the Honour of Rome? How frightfully heroic of them! :rolleyes:

To Apostate:
From: Lady Penelope Chlamydia Golightly
Dear Apostate,
Speaking on behalf of The Union Of Crucified Christian Virgins I must take issue with your assertion that the Rubens pic is somehow "classier" than the masterpiece recently produced by Julie & Melissa. I take it that you must be suffering from severe macular degeneration as you obviously have difficulty distinguishing the difference between the Rubens ladies who strongly resemble Russian female body builders and our nubile, sylph like Union members. I think Mr Rubens must have used Sumo wrestlers or Irish navvies as models. Your Mr Rubens may well have been handy around the house with a paintbrush but if he wishes to paint such pictures in future then please advise him to contact our union. Our ladies will be happy to pose for him.
Yours faithfully
Lady P.......
PS The Crucifixion of the Christian Virgins is a much better story than the Rape of the Daughters of Leucippus by Castoff and Bollocks.
 

thehangingtree

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Oh they were just doing it for the Honour of Rome? How frightfully heroic of them! :rolleyes:



PS The Crucifixion of the Christian Virgins is a much better story than the Rape of the Daughters of Leucippus by Castoff and Bollocks.
Well, you are not one of either group but Tree does not discriminate...
 

melissa

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Those Romans were always seeking revenge for something or another!
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Just remembered where the pic came from. I think it was the treacherous Commodus who sent his Praetorian Guard to rape and slaughter the family of his rival Maximus (The Gladiator)who now has two daughters instead of a son!
 

Jollyrei

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Oh they were just doing it for the Honour of Rome? How frightfully heroic of them! :rolleyes:
That one "heroic" fellow in the back looks like he's just seen something entirely new to him and doesn't know what to make of it. :D

PS The Crucifixion of the Christian Virgins is a much better story than the Rape of the Daughters of Leucippus by Castoff and Bollocks.
Castoff and Bollocks? :D :D :D
I agree with this review - Crucifixion of the Christian Virgins is an excellent story.
Just remembered where the pic came from. I think it was the treacherous Commodus who sent his Praetorian Guard to rape and slaughter the family of his rival Maximus (The Gladiator)who now has two daughters instead of a son!
Funny how these things happen. :rolleyes::confused:;)
 

Eulalia

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Those Romans were always seeking revenge for something or another!
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Tropia "Ow! You're hurting me - please be gentle, I'll try to move my hips in time with you fucking me -
but it's not easy when I'm nailed up like this!"

Drusus "You just hang there and think of Thrace - you can jerk and kick all you like -
girls fuck best when they're hurting!"

Nomia "Oh mother goddesses, is he going to shaft me too?"

Livia "Of course he will, little bitch - and don't pretend you aren't gagging for it,
your pussy's soaking!"
 
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Make the best of it boys!
After Brexit, you won't be coming over to do all the hard work on the farms,
God knows how we'll manage without you! :devil:
Suffering from Brexiety? Eul dear? Anticipating a Brexthrough? Worried about a Brino: “Brexit in name only”?

Relax, lie back, and enjoy some Managed divergence! It won't hurt too much!
 
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