The Pirettes Of Ocracoke

[Repertor]

"à la turque"

 

[thehangingtree]

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Quit messing with Dorothy, Repertor!!!

 

[messaline]

You wanted to say 'barely thinking about' but since you got wrong bare that body of yours and get ready...
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...oh, did that hurt???

I could prefer this solution, Tree !!!

 

[Dorothy Brown]

You wanted to say 'barely thinking about' but since you got wrong bare that body of yours and get ready...
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...oh, did that hurt???

Yes Mr Tree i should have said Barely Thinking About
i`m just a sex crazed bimbo

 

[Dorothy Brown]

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Yes that`s about what i squatted over at Clignancourt Market
but how the hell do you hold a conversation with a man while
you are in that position, but the French seem to do it quite well.

 

[Ted Parry]

Yes that`s about what i squatted over at Clignancourt Market
but how the hell do you hold a conversation with a man while
you are in that position, but the French seem to do it quite well.

Quite simple Dotty .... French is the language of love .......

 

[Dorothy Brown]

Quite simple Dotty .... French is the language of love .......

I Don`t want to make love in a shit hole
Thank You Very Much

 

[Ted Parry]

I Don`t want to make love in a shit hole
Thank You Very Much

Sorry for any offense ..... Just finished reading in interesting little story about a certain effluent deposit ........

 

[Tricia]

I Don`t want to make love in a shit hole
Thank You Very Much

I've made love is a few shit holes.

 

[windar]

I've made love is a few shit holes.

Now, Tricia, there are a couple of ways to read that....

 

[Ted Parry]

Now, Tricia, there are a couple of ways to read that....

My old dad always told me it pays to be accurate in life .... just one inch out and your in the shit .......

 

[Tricia]

Now, Tricia, there are a couple of ways to read that....

Oh now Windar, your mind is in the gutter again. I meant...

 

[Tricia]

My old dad always told me it pays to be accurate in life .... just one inch out and your in the shit .......

 

[Jollyrei]

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I'm pretty sure I've stayed at that hotel. Being there with a girl would have been better.

 

[Dromolin29]

France is a whole new experience where toilets are concerned.
you go into a cafe for a meal and of course wine. then you ask
about to whereabouts of the toilet. that is pointed out to you
and when you go inside, nothing, only a hole in the ground.
so you squat down to wee and low and behold a man walks
in to wash his hands and strike up a conversation. my husband
on the other hand at one place had to go down a flight of stairs
to wee and as he was weeing in came a bunch of teenage girls
to freshen up, there was a disco going on in the floor below.
you have to expect anything in the french toilets

Absolutely true Dorothy, but I enjoyed the experience of women walking in to "freshen up". I got to experience a whole new reality in The Mens

 

[Tricia]

Absolutely true Dorothy, but I enjoyed the experience of women walking in to "freshen up". I got to experience a whole new reality in The Mens

Vive la France!!!

 

[Dorothy Brown]

Well it`s better than Vienna ,i was weeing in a toilet there
when this woman built like a tank opened the door and
started mopping round my feet with a mop and bucket
no way could i tangle with her she was terrifying

 

[Wragg]

Oh it will have changed a lot i`m talking about before my children were born
but as a Brit. you have to be very open minded in Paris

I bet you struggled to be open minded, Dottie!

 

[Wragg]

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Nice to see that Travelodge have finally decided to raise their game

 

[windar]

Nice to see that Travelodge have finally decided to raise their game

And you can pay for only 1 hour if you like.