The Re-education Of Barbara Moore

[Barbaria1]

That is undeniably true

And don't you forget it

 

[Wragg]

those are moans, not songs ... take another Seagram's and listen again.

No, no, he knows your moans when he hears them...

 

[thehangingtree]

those are moans, not songs ... take another Seagram's and listen again.

Let me turn down the 'Mott the Hoople' CD and mix another drink...

 

[windar]

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Let me turn down the 'Mott the Hoople' CD and mix another drink...

I like that you have a hammer beside you as you are getting hammered.

Now that Barb is in Canada, she is drinking Seagram's too.

 

[thehangingtree]

I like that you have a hammer beside you as you are getting hammered.

Now that Barb is in Canada, she is drinking Seagram's too.

That I would have to see to believe!!!

 

[Boccaccio]

Thank you all for reading this saga of the trials and tribulations of Barbara Moore.

A rebel named Barbara Moore
Was recruited to work as a whore
‘Twas her sad fate
To make America great
In ways that were rather hardcore

In the desert she worked near the wall
Where she proceeded to ball one and all
Then she sat on the lap
Of the man with the cap
I tell you it makes one’s flesh crawl.

 

[windar]

A rebel named Barbara Moore
Was recruited to work as a whore
‘Twas her sad fate
To make America great
In ways that were rather hardcore

In the desert she worked near the wall
Where she proceeded to ball one and all
Then she sat on the lap
Of the man with the cap
I tell you it makes one’s flesh crawl.

That was GOOD, my friend!

 

[Wragg]

A rebel named Barbara Moore
Was recruited to work as a whore
‘Twas her sad fate
To make America great
In ways that were rather hardcore

In the desert she worked near the wall
Where she proceeded to ball one and all
Then she sat on the lap
Of the man with the cap
I tell you it makes one’s flesh crawl.

 

[Boccaccio]

Quite right, like me you trip barefoot through the Forest.
And take all your clothes off while you press wild flowers.

I’ve been stressed by the name Eulalia
Does it rhyme with Hamlet’s Ophelia?
If that guess is a failia
It must rhyme with Thalia
I noted in my memorabilia

 

[windar]

I’ve been stressed by the name Eulalia
Does it rhyme with Hamlet’s Ophelia?
If that guess is a failia
It must rhyme with Thalia
I noted in my memorabilia

You should have quit while you were ahead

 

[Wragg]

I’ve been stressed by the name Eulalia
Does it rhyme with Hamlet’s Ophelia?
If that guess is a failia
It must rhyme with Thalia
I noted in my memorabilia

Yoo-lay-lee-ah, accent on second syllable.

 

[windar]

I've listened to her sign from the cross and she really isn't bad...

How do you sign when your hands are nailed?

 

[Barbaria1]

How do you sign when your hands are nailed?

"sing" that was supposed to be "sing"!!!!! Look at my response!

 

[windar]

"sing" that was supposed to be "sing"!!!!! Look at my response!

Blahhhhhhhhhhhhh! I know that, but it says SIGN. And I could see you up there on the cross giving the sign

 

[Wragg]

How do you sign when your hands are nailed?

She signs as well... what she can do with her middle finger...

 

[Wragg]

Blahhhhhhhhhhhhh! I know that, but it says SIGN. And I could see you up there on the cross giving the signView attachment 465727

That's not Barb!

 

[windar]

That's not Barb!

I thought she was the Queen of CF

 

[Wragg]

I thought she was the Queen of CF

Yes, but she is slightly younger.... you're asking for demerits!

 

[windar]

Yes, but she is slightly younger.... you're asking for demerits!

And you're asking to have your Lordship and Manor taken away calling Her Majesty old.

 

[Wragg]

And you're asking to have your Lordship and Manor taken away calling Her Majesty old.

Or worse..."Off with his head!"