It is, of course, well known that the upper classes always have the most unusual and interesting kinks and peccadillos. Don't let the suave veneer lull you into a false sense of security.View attachment 530219 Well ... at least this seems to be a high class place ... they are obviously keeping out the riff-Raff.
You'd have been better off auctioned off to a farmer, but then, he can't afford you, can he?