Vintage Advertisement - political correctness not really given

[Apostate]

Thank you. I don't suppose it mentioned any with forced blowjobs or crucifixion?

Nope. Just lesbians.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Nope. Just lesbians.

Backward times!

 

[Apostate]

Backward times!

Oops. Spoke too soon.

 

[Apostate]

I shall now veer into another type of obscenity.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Oops. Spoke too soon.

I thought we could count on you to find those if they existed!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Del Monte from California
Schlitz from Wisconsin
Frederick's from Hollywood

 

[phlebas]

What, pray tell, do you think this is advertising?
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Keep a clean house and a slim figure to please your husband, gals!
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That bike seat is in a very unfortunate position.

But the second ad, it's a win win

Thank you. I don't suppose it mentioned any with forced blowjobs or crucifixion?

Of course there was crucifixion!

I shall now veer into another type of obscenity.

Yuk

 

[Eulalia]

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No dear, I drank it. That's why the dinner's burnt ...

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

That bike seat is in a very unfortunate position.

It wouldn't be the first time a narrow bike seat was used as a dildo by a sweet young thing!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

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Eul! You demonstrate that being a great slave might not make a great hausfrau.

 

[Loxuru]

Of course there was crucifixion!

With the smell of burning magnesium!
But those days, they had great crux photographers too! With care for the background scenery, as usual then (#3).

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

 

[thehangingtree]

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Like he cares...

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

A truism for the ages!

 

[Apostate]

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Like he cares...

It would seem so, Tree.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Deacon_(actor) (Skip to Personal life.)

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Still Valuable advice. Take my word for it (as one who didn't follow the advice)

 

[Naraku]

Those sugar and cola ads remind me of the good old days - a bit before my time, actually - when ads extolled the health benefits of cigarettes.

I don't read Russian, so I don't know if this one is saying the cigarettes are healthy or not. I did smoke a Russian cigarette back in the 80s...
....being shot out of a cannon might have been better.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Those sugar and cola ads remind me of the good old days - a bit before my time, actually - when ads extolled the health benefits of cigarettes.
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I don't read Russian, so I don't know if this one is saying the cigarettes are healthy or not. I did smoke a Russian cigarette back in the 80s...
....being shot out of a cannon might have been better.

Just Five easy lessons
What's the first thing you noticed?
Mother's little helper -Hardee's!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Woe be unto you!