Vintage Advertisement - political correctness not really given

[connoisseurs]

there are a few interpretations possible

 

[Naraku]

there are a few interpretations possible
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This clip is of Ethel Klump of Johnson City, TN receiving the 20th anniversary gift from her husband Fred. It is also the last footage shot by Fred Klump.

The moral of the story: If you are going to give a shitty present, make sure it can't be used as a lethal weapon.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

There are so many good things that can be done with this advertisement.
1. Not someone who is always griping and bitching - hear that a certain local sexpot!
2. Thanks for the beer dear, I almost have my greatest invention completed. A web site for lovers of crucifixion!
3. Making America Misogynistic Again! Wait! When were we not?

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Training the bitches darlings early is vital to a successful indoctrination program!

Or a classic Australian take on keeping the little woman Happy

 

[Barbaria1]

1. Not someone who is always griping and bitching - hear that a certain local sexpot!

Griping, bitching and sexpot?

That’s three strikes and you’re out!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Griping, bitching and sexpot?

That’s three strikes and you’re out!

What made you think I was referring to you?

 

[connoisseurs]

Griping, bitching and sexpot?

That’s three strikes and you’re out!

Barb is on the warpath? Again?

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Barb is on the warpath? Again?
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Reminds me of a performance evaluation I once received.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Just noticed. Did anyone give a definitive answer. I need to know, like now!!!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

As a male(?) with a higher register voice,

Courtesy of Revenge of the Pulps

 

[Apostate]

As a male(?) with a higher register voice,
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Courtesy of Revenge of the Pulps

"Helps real men lose their lithps!"

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

First Zippo Ad

 

[Apostate]

First Zippo Ad
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"The man sized flame is better than a flash light to locate keyholes (and etchings) in the dark."

Etchings? What kind of etchings?

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

"The man sized flame is better than a flash light to locate keyholes (and etchings) in the dark."

Etchings? What kind of etchings?

When you invite your date back to your place to see your etchings and the lights just happen to go out. (before you bring out the ropes)

 

[Eulalia]

You didn't even need to take her up to see your etchings, you could get hold of your zippo
light up your man-sized flame and get your pipe going - while driving your automobile!
(Sorry officer, I was just seeing if my lady-friend could perform the fan test)

 

[Loxuru]

As a male(?) with a higher register voice,

Incredible how one's brain can be cheated by the context?

Would you believe, I first read 'Eunuch Feuchtinger's great booklet' in the text?

 

[connoisseurs]

$2,39- for three books and the assurance of a safer future - thats a steal!

 

[phlebas]

$2,39- for three books and the assurance of a safer future - thats a steal!
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Modern technology has the answer

 

[phlebas]

The Hills Hoist is an Aussie icon, when I was growing up everyone had one. Never saw one with the gazebo type cover though. We did have a laundry basket trolley similar to that one.

The ideal Christmas present for the lady of the house. Dad get the folding chair . . . . . . .
Ad from November 1956



Very sturdy they were, and fun for all the family

 

[connoisseurs]

Very sturdy they were, and fun for all the family

Rediscovery of a old english custom?