Whistle While I Work

[fat slave girl]

Tomorrow I'm going away for three weeks, and I want to leave my flat as clean and tidy as possible for the house sitter.

Chores are never fun, but there are ways of making them more interesting. Now, if anyone would like to follow me around with a strap to 'encourage' more effort, that would also be most helpful.

 

[fat slave girl]

But, of course, there's always the risk of getting distracted...

 

[old slave]

Tomorrow I'm going away for three weeks, and I want to leave my flat as clean and tidy as possible for the house sitter.

Chores are never fun, but there are ways of making them more interesting. Now, if anyone would like to follow me around with a strap to 'encourage' more effort, that would also be most helpful.

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I wonder if Mrs Susan Hoover found out the stimulating properties of Mr Spangler's vacuum cleaner, before persuading Mr Hoover to start making them?

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hoover_Company)

 

[Barbaria1]

I laughed at the first one

 

[fat slave girl]

I laughed at the first one

Levity was my aim...

 

[Ducans]

Tomorrow I'm going away for three weeks, and I want to leave my flat as clean and tidy as possible for the house sitter.

Chores are never fun, but there are ways of making them more interesting. Now, if anyone would like to follow me around with a strap to 'encourage' more effort, that would also be most helpful.

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attach 1: personally .... I have no dust over there....

 

[Peter Adams]

I could have been persuaded to clean for you.... as long as you were sufficiently cruel! X

 

[Peter Adams]

But, of course, there's always the risk of getting distracted...

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There's something very wrong with this picture!

 

[Eulalia]

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It says on my Dyson, 'No loss of suction' - I wondered what it meant!

 

[Loxuru]

Tomorrow I'm going away for three weeks, and I want to leave my flat as clean and tidy as possible for the house sitter.

Chores are never fun, but there are ways of making them more interesting. Now, if anyone would like to follow me around with a strap to 'encourage' more effort, that would also be most helpful.

Don't forget to clean the windows!

 

[Darkprincess69]

Tomorrow I'm going away for three weeks, and I want to leave my flat as clean and tidy as possible for the house sitter.

Chores are never fun, but there are ways of making them more interesting. Now, if anyone would like to follow me around with a strap to 'encourage' more effort, that would also be most helpful.

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That's right, just suck those pubic hairs off!

 

[Ducans]

I could have been persuaded to clean for you.... as long as you were sufficiently cruel! X

clean for you or clean you....?

 

[Peter Adams]

Take it in turns? Lol

 

[Ducans]

Take it in turns? Lol

No time for dust

 

[trickydicky4u]

I wonder if Mrs Susan Hoover found out the stimulating properties of Mr Spangler's vacuum cleaner, before persuading Mr Hoover to start making them?

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hoover_Company)

Well remember the old saying:
'Nothing sucks like an Electrolux'

 

[old slave]

'Nothing sucks like an Electrolux'

Now I know why my efforts never seemed good enough, and my offers to vacuum the house were always declined.

 

[Peter Adams]

Or the other saying "nothing suc-ceeds like a parrot "

 

[Darkprincess69]

Or the other saying "nothing suc-ceeds like a parrot "

Aaaarrrgh!

 

[trickydicky4u]

Aaaarrrgh!
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I always thought the phrase was 'pieces of eight'
Apparently it is now 'pieces of ass'...