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phlebas

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#1
I don't know if this is the right place for this thread.

A classic theme, there used to be several women in peril groups on Yahoo.
What do you think it could would fit this category?
Here's a starter
 

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#2
I don't know if this is the right place for this thread.

A classic theme, there used to be several women in peril groups on Yahoo.
What do you think it could would fit this category?
Here's a starter
I vote for the third one....the humiliated tourist is always one of my favorite fantasies and roles. ;):rolleyes::p:D
 

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#3
I don't know if this is the right place for this thread.

A classic theme, there used to be several women in peril groups on Yahoo.
What do you think it could would fit this category?
Here's a starter
I like the classic peril...you know the pretty girl all tied up about to be cut by the buzzsaw.:eek::eek::eek:
 

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#9
Snidely Whiplash at the lever?
I plopped down in my easy chair and turned on Channel 2
A bad gunslinger called Salty Sam was chasin' poor Sweet Sue
He trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil laugh,
"If you don't give me the deed to your ranch
I'll saw you all in half!"
And then he grabbed her (and then)
He tied her up (and then)
He turned on the bandsaw (and then, and then...!)

And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow-walkin' Jones
Slow-talkin' Jones
Along came long, lean, lanky Jones
Bloody Jones. Piss off will you and let Salty Sam and Pp's mate Snidely Whiplash have their wicked way with Sweet Sue.
 
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once railtracks were invented,
how long did it take men to think of tying us down on them?

I got so bugged I turned it off and turned on another show
But there was the same old shoot-'em-up and the same old rodeo
Salty Sam was tryin' to stuff Sweet Sue in a burlap sack
He said, "If you don't give me the deed to your ranch
I'm gonna throw you on the railroad tracks!"
And then he grabbed her (and then)
He tied her up (and then)
He threw her on the railroad tracks (and then)
A train started comin' (and then, and then...!)​

Pp will be seriously pissed off if that bloody interfering Jones shows up again!
 

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But I guess we really do need the whole set to match the second verse in those lyrics.

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Commercial came on, so I got up to get myself a snack
You should've seen what was goin' on by the time that I got back
Down in the old abandoned mine, Sweet Sue was havin' fits
That villain said, "Give me the deed to your ranch
Or I'll blow you all to bits!"
And then he grabbed her (and then)
He tied her up (and then)
He lit the fuse to the dynamite (and then, and then...!)
But that tall skinny bastard Jones will lose a lot of friends if he turns up here too.
 

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#13
"Along Came Jones"
Written by Jerry Lieber & Mike Stoller
First recorder by The Coasters in 1959. though Pp may be more familiar with Ray Steven's 1969 version.
An inaccurate assumption, Naraku, given that Pp was already at high school when Stevens' version was released. First heard The Coasters version probably in 1960 but remember it from a few years after that.
 
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An inaccurate assumption, Naraku, given that Pp was already at high school when Stevens released his version. First heard The Coasters version probably in 1961.
"Along Came Jones"
Written by Jerry Lieber & Mike Stoller
First recorder by The Coasters in 1959. though Pp may be more familiar with Ray Steven's 1969 version.
This completely unexpected but I hope not taken the wrong way by anyone.

I started searching and found this ... which I found in my Dad's 45's when I was 7 or 6 or something!

It is what it is ... from that time.


Naraku, honestly I was looking for Secret Agent Man by Johnny Rivers.

But I did find this, tooooooooooooooo!


HELP ! HELP !
 

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I plopped down in my easy chair and turned on Channel 2
A bad gunslinger called Salty Sam was chasin' poor Sweet Sue
He trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil laugh,
"If you don't give me the deed to your ranch
I'll saw you all in half!"
And then he grabbed her (and then)
He tied her up (and then)
He turned on the bandsaw (and then, and then...!)

And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow-walkin' Jones
Slow-talkin' Jones
Along came long, lean, lanky Jones
Bloody Jones. Piss off will you and let Salty Sam and Pp's mate Snidely Whiplash have their wicked way with Sweet Sue.
Breeyant, Pp, absolutely breeyant!! :D

:goodjob:
 
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