How can you tell? "Just hold still, Lass, whilst we applies the leeches."Now this is definitely not a medical procedure
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Wip - Women In Peril
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Pp does hope her captors lathered plenty of SPF50+ onto the poor girl’s skin otherwise she will soon be ‘Pretty in Pink’Chained naked under the desert sun
How can you tell? "Just hold still, Lass, whilst we applies the leeches."
Apply them where ??
Pp does hope her captors lathered plenty of SPF50+ onto the poor girl’s skin otherwise she will soon be ‘Pretty in Pink’
PP, I saw a fella at the beach today, I kid you not. He had a rashy, a floppy hat tied under his chin, and his face was white with sunscreen. In the water and happy as anything. I thought I was susceptible to sunburn, and after all, if you're in the water you should be facing east, and it was afternoon
Right, I wasn't sure where to post these, but I suppose it's peril?
A young woman caught acting witchy in the woods.
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Magister Australis
A young woman caught acting witchy in the woods.
Pp always thought linkies were familiar with the woods and difficult to catch but this one needs coaching.
What happens next, I wonder?
Looks like, among linkies, Darwin’s rules apply and she will be up for one of the annual awards
HOW SHOULD I KNOW? DO I LOOK LIKE A DOCTOR?Apply them where ??
Makes a change from "Red Riding Hood" anyway.
Sometimes I have to wonder how I get myself into these situations. In this case I had help from Madiosi...
Sometimes I have to wonder how I get myself into these situations. In this case I had help from Madiosi...
It seems it's not a unpleasently situation. Enjoying in the face.
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Alien peril
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Even endowed as they are the little green men are lucky they didn’t capture Dottie Brown. She would have taken all three at once and spat them out one by one.
