Wtf And Oddities

[trickydicky4u]

So Monty Python weren't so silly after all? Terry Jones is a medievalist, so it's likely he was influenced by knowledge of these dangerous rabbits. Beware of bunnies!

And now for something completely different.


The Dick Handler Quartet? Seriously, that didn't strike them as a bit inappropriate??
Quartet, but there are 3 of them???
"I should have been crucified" - remarkably on topic

"So Mr and Mrs Handler, what are you going to call your son?"
"We think Richard has a nice sound to it"

Nothing wrong with the name Richard as a rule. Unless your parents are really cruel (as in this case) and your last name is Head, Fiddler or Less...

 

[Madiosi]

That's right Madiosi, just give Babe...erm...Barb something else to complain about!
(She's so quiet as a rule, you never know she's there)

I'm sure, she watch us!

 

[trickydicky4u]

I'm sure, she watch us!

With the regularity of Barbs crucifixions, i suspect you have hit the nail on the head. Quite apt really!

 

[Loxuru]

I found it for @Barbaria1 .

Found in Cruxton Abbey or at the Tree Estate?
Or at both places?

 

[Barbaria1]

I found it for @Barbaria1 .

That's right Madiosi, just give Babe...erm...Barb something else to complain about!
(She's so quiet as a rule, you never know she's there)

It’s not nice to make fun of me!

 

[trickydicky4u]

It’s not nice to make fun of me!

You'd worry if we didn't though!
And you just proved my point...

 

[Madiosi]

I'm sure, she watch us!

It’s not nice to make fun of me!

Win!

 

[phlebas]

This can't end well.


Cold hands!


um?


err


That's a wrap!

 

[phlebas]

I wasn't sure where to put this one. Maybe not in the skin and rope thread!
Some of the shots almost look like 3d art.

 

[old slave]

I wasn't sure where to put this one. Maybe not in the skin and rope thread!
Some of the shots almost look like 3d art.

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That reminds me, I have some beans to plant; where's my dibber?

 

[Jollyrei]

I wasn't sure where to put this one. Maybe not in the skin and rope thread!
Some of the shots almost look like 3d art.

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Shouldn't she be turning into a pile of dust about now?

 

[Apostate]

I wasn't sure where to put this one. Maybe not in the skin and rope thread!
Some of the shots almost look like 3d art.

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Since no erections are involved, they definitely don’t belong on skin and rope.

But everybody loves naked female vampires, Rule 34 rules, and Vampire Fellatio definitely is a Thing.

https://www.xnxx.com/video-5s7qte6/vampires_cocksucker

The visual contrast between blood and semen is intense.

 

[phlebas]

Shouldn't she be turning into a pile of dust about now?

If you were expecting that, you are now in big trouble!

wtf?


I'm sure there's one down here somewhere!


Family album?

 

[Loxuru]

A thought that suddenly came up to me!

In Russia.

In North Korea

In China

What does the height of a soldier's skirt above the knee tell us about the fighting capacities of an army?

 

[Barbaria1]

A thought that suddenly came up to me!

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I dunno ... ask the Scots?

 

[cruxlover]

Ohhh - how I wish that I had put the suntan cream on yesterday - I would not have to be staying in whilst my friends have fun and me all covered in "Aftersun" cream.

 

[Loxuru]

I dunno ... ask the Scots?

Eul can Judge about that!
As far as I know, Scottish regiments have Always had a fierce reputation! Even the Romans stayed out of their country and built a wall against them.

 

[windar]

You forgot about these women soldiers, Lox
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wo...iers-reprimanded-for-posing-in-underwear.html



Don't mess with them, they know Krav Maga...

As far as disciplining them, I'm sure many of the members here would have some ideas. Could even be a story, I suppose

 

[Madiosi]

The squirrels again. Man's protect your nuts!

 

[Loxuru]

The squirrels again. Man's protect your nuts!

The weather also urges to protect one's nuts. Or does the squirrel like them frozen (off)?