Wtf And Oddities

[phlebas]

What book, Phlebas? I first saw him on a magazine cover. In 1972.

He stuck in my memory.

Hi Apostate, My memory deceives me slightly. I didn't realise the Frazetta pic was used as a National Lampoon cover. You can also get it as a pin, rather bizarre.



I've just checked my library and what I'm thinking of is Moorcock's Book of Martyrs by Michael Moorcock, a short story collection first published in 1976 and including his crucifixion time travel story "Behold the Man". Pic below is the same edition as my copy, 1981, cover art by Melvyn Grant. Obvious inspiration, but looks like Frazetta got there first!

 

[Madiosi]

Sound it's so in Eulalia's kitchen?

 

[Apostate]

Sound it's so in Eulalia's kitchen?

Now I have heard a Scot attempting an English accent. Reminds me of generations of English actors trying and failing to sound like an American. Not even a titan like Lord Laurence could manage it. See 1978’s The Betsy. Better yet, don’t.

The first Brit I noticed who could speak flawless American is Hugh Laurie. I watched three episodes of House before I recognized him from Jeeves and Wooster.

 

[Naraku]

Frazetta did other versions of the alien crucifixion.
These two may have been rejected studies.

and this one looks like a more dramatic version which is available as a print.

Sound it's so in Eulalia's kitchen?

Sounds like Alexa in the UK has a BBC accent. So, is there also a Canadian version, eh? And does it speak Canadian French, too?

 

[RacingRodent]

Erm on being asked whether a squirrel could swim in the Embarrassed Nude Females I came across this

 

[Barbaria1]

Erm on being asked whether a squirrel could swim in the Embarrassed Nude Females I came across this

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The squirrel version of Moby Dick?

 

[RacingRodent]

The squirrel version of Moby Dick?

Stop fantasizing about my dick and start worrying about the bloody great white shark!

 

[Barbaria1]

Stop fantasizing about my dick and start worrying about the bloody great white shark!

cheeky squirrel

 

[Loxuru]

Stop fantasizing about my dick and start worrying about the bloody great white shark!

cheeky squirrel

So, after the JAWS franchise, now we get the CHEEKS series?

 

[Eulalia]

Erm on being asked whether a squirrel could swim in the Embarrassed Nude Females I came across this

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Can he swim? Well, under the circumstances,
it might be worth giving it a try...

 

[phlebas]

I'm just going to post this and let you react as you see fit

 

[cruxlover]

I'm just going to post this and let you react as you see fit

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Good job she has a big guard dog if that's how she spends her days.

 

[RacingRodent]

I'm just going to post this and let you react as you see fit

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She assumed the dog would scare off the voyeuristic squirrel with the camera

 

[Eulalia]

I'm just going to post this and let you react as you see fit

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Well it looks to me like a version of Alice in Wonderland
where she's drunk a shrinking potion
and every bit of her is getting smaller
except for one - no two - bits the potion hasn't reached

 

[cruxlover]

Well it looks to me like a version of Alice in Wonderland
where she's drunk a shrinking potion
and every bit of her is getting smaller
except for one - no two - bits the potion hasn't reached

Or could it be that this young lady is "Hettie" from NCIS in her younger days?
She did state in one episode that she had been some type of "showgirl".

 

[phlebas]

You'll believe a woman can fly . . .



alien sex - says it all really

 

[phlebas]

I bet she didn't expect that to happen

 

[messaline]

I'm not sure that it's the right thread for that, but I dont see elswhere ...

Some blond'jokes ...

 

[connoisseurs]

 

[connoisseurs]

I'm not sure that it's the right thread for that, but I dont see elswhere ...

Some blond'jokes ...

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