trickydicky4u
Governor
But there'd be a queue of collectors!Bad idea!
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Wtf And Oddities
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trickydicky4u
Governor
Within a week someone would be very rich, and someone else would be very, very poor...And 21% VAT on complaints?
And 21% VAT on complaints?
Value added tax?
Hmmmmm ... Lox is saying my complaints have value!!!!!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Oh oh! I overlooked the fine print!.Value added tax?
Hmmmmm ... Lox is saying my complaints have value!!!!!
trickydicky4u
Governor
It stands for Very Annoying TaxValue added tax?
Hmmmmm ... Lox is saying my complaints have value!!!!!
'nuff said...
trickydicky4u
Governor
That may be so, but fine print only applies to one lass.Oh oh! I overlooked the fine print!.
Work with me here Lox, work with me!
Eva Inanna
Governor
Very unfair tax!!
What about a 'tight little tax'?
connoisseurs
Senator
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Eva Inanna
Governor
A Forum gentleman - who shall remain nameless – threatened eva to place a gympie gympie leaf in each cup before demanding she put the bra back over her tits, before binding her to a tree to watch the sunrise over North Queensland.
Apart from anything else, eva doesn’t know what a bra is, despite having searched everywhere for the meaning of such a strange word.
For those unfamiliar with the land down under – such an evocative name - the gympie gympie, Dendrocnide moroides, also known as the suicide plant, is common in the rainforests of the continent’s northeast. Known for the stinging hairs that cover it, the plant can deliver a potent neurotoxin when touched. It is the most toxic of the Australian stinging trees.
An Australian serviceman, Cyril Bromley, described falling into a stinging tree during military training in World War II. Strapped to a hospital bed for three weeks and administered all manner of unsuccessful treatments, the pain sent him “as mad as a cut snake.” Cyril also told of an officer shooting himself after using a stinging-tree leaf for “toilet purposes”.
The corollary: one should try not to have a shit outdoors in the Australia bush but, if the call of nature cannot be avoided, one should not wipe oneself with any wild leaf.
Wikipedia explains that “contact with the leaves or twigs causes the hollow, silica-tipped hairs to penetrate the skin. The hairs cause an extremely painful stinging sensation that can last for several hours to 1-2 days, recurring to a lessening degree whenever the area is touched, exposed to water or temperature change for a period of usually several months.”
The recommended treatment is to wash the skin with hydrochloric acid and to remove the hairs with a strip of adhesive tape and/or tweezers making sure to remove the hairs intact, without breaking them, as broken hair tips, if they remain buried, will only increase the level of pain.
A saving grace is where eva lives in the southeast, where the evil plant is extinct. Otherwise, eva could be extinct
Apart from anything else, eva doesn’t know what a bra is, despite having searched everywhere for the meaning of such a strange word.
For those unfamiliar with the land down under – such an evocative name - the gympie gympie, Dendrocnide moroides, also known as the suicide plant, is common in the rainforests of the continent’s northeast. Known for the stinging hairs that cover it, the plant can deliver a potent neurotoxin when touched. It is the most toxic of the Australian stinging trees.
An Australian serviceman, Cyril Bromley, described falling into a stinging tree during military training in World War II. Strapped to a hospital bed for three weeks and administered all manner of unsuccessful treatments, the pain sent him “as mad as a cut snake.” Cyril also told of an officer shooting himself after using a stinging-tree leaf for “toilet purposes”.
The corollary: one should try not to have a shit outdoors in the Australia bush but, if the call of nature cannot be avoided, one should not wipe oneself with any wild leaf.
Wikipedia explains that “contact with the leaves or twigs causes the hollow, silica-tipped hairs to penetrate the skin. The hairs cause an extremely painful stinging sensation that can last for several hours to 1-2 days, recurring to a lessening degree whenever the area is touched, exposed to water or temperature change for a period of usually several months.”
The recommended treatment is to wash the skin with hydrochloric acid and to remove the hairs with a strip of adhesive tape and/or tweezers making sure to remove the hairs intact, without breaking them, as broken hair tips, if they remain buried, will only increase the level of pain.
A saving grace is where eva lives in the southeast, where the evil plant is extinct. Otherwise, eva could be extinct
connoisseurs
Senator
Since a minor incident in my youth I have a great reservation against Mother nature.
Eva Inanna
Governor
But Eulalia, please think of the possibilities of such a place, doesn’t it bring to the mind the Barrens’ Plains of John Norman’s Gor, the Counter-Earth and the promise of so many and exquisite ‘pleasures’...??
RacingRodent
Consul
I am sure Lange/Norman was more in mind of young women bowing before their college professors rather than the true Emu conquerors of Australia
Now you come to mention it ...
Mind you, my Northern Forest's an exciting place for linkie-hunting (the Scottish equivalent of kajira-catching),
but it doesn't have evil plants like gympies!
Long-term crux-fans will recognise eul in typical slavegirl pose in her earlier avatar-incarnation
in that splendid Boris Vallejo scene, #1.
connoisseurs
Senator
What a body control!
Any of you ladies have this fantasy?
Personally I'd give it a miss
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Take that, Goldman!
cruxlover
Tribune
The dangers of having low-slung bollocks - ouch and double ouch. What would the soundtrack be like, I wonder?Any of you ladies have this fantasy?
Personally I'd give it a miss
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How do you know thats Goldman ?
