What if slavery had never been abolished? Can you imagine the first ads on the telly? "Forget the rest!!...Use only the best!"..Then Southern Belle says "I only use CRACKO WHIPS on my slaves. They are a delight to use...I have my slaves eating out of the palm of my hand in next to no time." (You have to imagine a Southern drawl). Then some bloke announces "Proudly supplying our plantations with the tools they need for eighty years."