A short thread suitable for Easter and the crucifixion.

[dfg42]

Oh, this is also more of a user manual for female CF members: How do I dispose of my boyfriend or husband?

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Incidentally, a picture of Jollyrei found at X-Hamster

So happy he is now on cross and could not put that horrible member in her backside again, one might guess she thinks. But the truth is that she is just happy he will no longer sit in her apartment, drinking beer and watching soccer.

 

[Hugin&Munin]

And today some good-looking Easter bunnies.

 

[Hugin&Munin]

and here are the next ones

 

[Hugin&Munin]

In view of the current development, some works of art may have to be adjusted slightly.

 

[phlebas]

Now that Easter is over what happens to all those bunnies?

 

[Hugin&Munin]

Now that Easter is over what happens to all those bunnies?

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Yes, the closed season is over, let's start the hare hunting season.

 

[Hugin&Munin]

Today I finally got my first vaccination against Covid-19. I only feel that there is something at the puncture site and the skin around it was a bit hot, but it is over again, now after 4 hours.

 

[Hugin&Munin]

And some new bunny girls again






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[Hugin&Munin]

Time to show some pictures again:
1) On the way to the cross
2) Attached to the cross but not yet nailed down

 

[Hugin&Munin]

Since today is Good Friday here are some pictures of crucifixions.

#1, #2, #3 from Ramon Martinez;

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

My little contribution to this,special day.....crux cuties.

 

[Kathy]

This is how SeD celebrates Good Friday

 

[cire]

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Some photos of the crucified

That first shot is very special. Just imagine, you are a Legionaire and you have to place the feet for the nailing. This is probably your perspective, then.....

 

[cire]

That first shot is very special. Just imagine, you are a Legionaire and you have to place the feet for the nailing. This is probably your perspective, then.....

Let me say it like this, if I'd have to do the task, I'd be more than pleased. What a feeling of domination and when I look up, her eyes on me. That is sending shivers down my spine. So great.

 

[Nobbes25]

Have a nice day today, to all friends!

 

[Hugin&Munin]

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

Jesus goes to a Holiday Inn on Good Friday.
He puts down three big nails on the Receptionist's desk and asks if they could put him up for the night !!
Boom boom !!

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

How  did Jesus get his name ??
Well...legend has it,that the Three wise men were furiously debating what to call the new-born Son of God....all sorts of Jewish-sounding names were being bandied around,until one of the Wise men stubbed his foot on a particularly large rock....
He hopped about,clutching his throbbing foot,whilst swearing loudly...." Jesus CHRIST....!! That fucking hurt,that did...Sonofabitch !!"
The other two men looked at each other and said... "Hey, now,THAT'S not a bad name !!"

 

[dfg42]

All the christian believers must now be strong! The mistery of the easter bunny is now finally resolved, by dfg42 after extensive internet research: