St Melania's Day (Hosted on Imgur)
Yesterday was the feast of St Melania which is always celebrated in style at St Melania’s Private Boarding School For Young Ladies up here on the N. Yorks. Moors. It is well attended by priests, altar servers and even the odd bishop or two, who after a full day of thanksgiving expect to be entertained into the small hours by the boarders. Whilst the vast majority of the young ladies are happy to maintain the reputation of the school there were a few this year who let the side down by not being “good” but “bad”. News of this reached the ears of the deputy head, Sr. “Dotty” Brown who soon drew up a punishment list. Here she is…
“Why are you still seated Barbara Moore? I said all girls who were bad yesterday must line up here and take their punishment!”
Her eyes settled on Barbara Moore who tried to look innocent and continued reading.
“But Sister Brown! I was a good girl!”
“Not according to the Bishop! I had to finish your job myself and my knees still hurt. You have just doubled your punishment.”
Okay, double or nothing. Go ahead, if you will. Redden my ass! But know that I still refuse to swallow.
And this crap we're required to read is just that ... crap!
Wait till I write and post my complaint to the Board of Governors. You'll see!
And blah on the Feast of St. Melania day ... what a lot of rot!