Acorn Cafe and Asylum

[RacingRodent]

So hi. I am not a smart rodent and I like to eat yummy things and drink yummy drinks and chat and generally be silly for a bit. So in case others want to drop in I am opening this lille venue. All the food is virtual I am afraid but on the plus side it adds nothing to your waist line! Apart from the site rules there is one rule, do not tell anyone they cannot post here, if you find something really intolerable and I hope it is not my cooking hit that report button otherwise hold your peace or make an off colour joke and just enjoy the bits you do.

So welcome all, eat drink and be merry

 

[montycrusto]

one rule, do not tell anyone they cannot post here

Oh good that means art-whoring is allowed

Ok, wrong rodent...

 

[windar]

Ok, wrong rodent..

Actually, rabbits are not rodents. They are lagomorphs, a separate order....

 

[RacingRodent]

Actually, rabbits are not rodents. They are lagomorphs, a separate order....

Not everyone is down with the new taxonomy. Rabbits are strongly traditionalist.

 

[RacingRodent]

Someone suggested to me this place needs more wombats



Dangerous looking thing, no wonder everyone warned me about Ausssie wildlife



Oh wait, that is what they meant, well I hope it has a licence for that big gun! Still it can have some grub if it likes anytime.

 

[malins]

Not everyone is down with the new taxonomy

Yeah I'm still scratching my head about the idea that there is basically just ctenophores, and everyone else.

 

[RacingRodent]

Yeah I'm still scratching my head about the idea that there is basically just ctenophores, and everyone else.

So is having two arseholes that much of an evolutionary advantage?

 

[malins]

So is having two arseholes that much of an evolutionary advantage?

I think it's just the geneticists messing with our minds. Stirring up shit, ... and well speaking of that, at least wombats poop cubes and ctenophores can't.

 

[RacingRodent]

I think it's just the geneticists messing with our minds. Stirring up shit, ... and well speaking of that, at least wombats poop cubes and ctenophores can't.

I did not have much of mind to start with.

 

[cynthia the inocent]

So is having two arseholes that much of an evolutionary advantage?

it depends if you are married to both of them

 

[RacingRodent]

it depends if you are married to both of them

Does it promote growth or just a firm promise of "never again and thus time I mean it?"

 

[Barbaria1]

Oh good that means art-whoring is allowed
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Ok, wrong rodent...

That’s obscene...

 

[RacingRodent]

That’s obscene...

While this cake is merely garish, go on try the cake!

 

[Barbaria1]

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While this cake is merely garish, go on try the cake!

That’s obscene too

 

[montycrusto]

That’s obscene...

Oh, thank you Miss Babs! (acorn antiques reference )

 

[malins]

That’s obscene...

The padded cell background goes well with the asylum theme though. The bunny suit is just part of an experimental trauma confrontation approach, says the 'therapist'

 

[RacingRodent]

The padded cell background goes well with the asylum theme though. The bunny suit is just part of an experimental trauma confrontation approach, says the 'therapist'

Wait that is not a real bunny? But I bought extra carrots

 

[Apostate]

This is the time and place to repost a clip from Rick and Morty.

"Tell Daphne to run a 199 on a possible Doolittle."

 

[Apostate]

Oh good that means art-whoring is allowed
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Ok, wrong rodent...

Elwood Dowd never knew, never even imagined, that Harvey had a dark, sinister, twisted side that he never let, dared not let, his old friend see . . .



For them that’s unacquainted with the story

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiMio3MqeLrAhWIB50JHX_nCwsQFjAAegQIChAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FHarvey_(1950_film)&usg=AOvVaw3GzxXifffThjclwfwxmISV

 

[Wragg]

This thread is going to be one of those that give me one of my headaches...

Rabbits? World dominating squirrels? Double barrelled asses?

No, the additives in the multicoloured cake!