Acorn Cafe and Asylum

[Hugin&Munin]

There are supposed to be similar animals in Germany, called "Rasselbock", they have horns and some say they eat meat.

 

[RacingRodent]

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Scary can I tempt them with a sandwich or perhaps some cake not to eat the chef?

 

[Hugin&Munin]

Scary can I tempt them with a sandwich or perhaps some cake not to eat the chef?

I'm not sure about that, maybe if they're not hungry!

 

[RacingRodent]

I'm not sure about that, maybe if they're not hungry!

I'll fry extra chicken just in case.

 

[Migoz2]

I'll fry extra chicken just in case.

 

[Rias]

oho squirrel after weekend meow

 

[Hugin&Munin]

oho squirrel after weekend meow
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Remember, squirrel, the new week has started, you have to go to work, earn money otherwise you won't be able to afford vodka soon.

 

[Rias]

oho its squirrel after bad monday meow

 

[RacingRodent]

oho its squirrel after bad monday meow
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Actually Monday was surprisingly un-Mondaylike. Hope that has jinxed the week.

 

[jacksjg89]

Hi, I'm an out of work chef. Would you like to see my resume? I'm very experienced, but my last employer was... Snobbish.

 

[Rias]

oho squirrel is still tired after bad monday!!!

 

[RacingRodent]

oho squirrel is still tired after bad monday!!!
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And it is Wednesday.....wait it is only Tuesday, wow I must be knackered, let me lie down on this branch here

 

[jacksjg89]

And it is Wednesday.....wait it is only Tuesday, wow I must be knackered, let me lie down on this branch here

I was going to say time no longer matters, but then I remember this important video that changed my mind

Should also mention I have experience dealing with mental problems, and have spoken to so many psychiatrist that I'm pretty much one myself.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

The Hanging Tree Squirrel?

Someone suggested to me this place needs more wombats

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Dangerous looking thing, no wonder everyone warned me about Ausssie wildlife

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Oh wait, that is what they meant, well I hope it has a licence for that big gun! Still it can have some grub if it likes anytime.

Back in the sixties in college, we didn't worry about political correctness. The head of housing was Italian-American and hired older matrons from Italy as the housekeepers. They would come around, always early in the morning, and rouse us hung-over freshmen so that they could clean the rooms. It seemed the only English they had learned was "Get up. Maka de bed!" For some reason that no one knew, the student wisdom passed down to us was calling them Wombats. We never knew how they could be associated with Australian marsupials ( they were short-legged and muscular, but not quadrupeds), but the term was enshrined in generations of students. "Clean up your drug paraphernalia, the Wombats come tomorrow!"

 

[Migoz2]

What sort of cafe is this, anyway? Is it like those ones in Amsterdam (that I have heard of.....)?

 

[RacingRodent]

What sort of cafe is this, anyway? Is it like those ones in Amsterdam (that I have heard of.....)?

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I am not ruling that in but I not ruling it out (or should that be rolling?.... no wait dammit! Sorry could not resist pun)

 

[Migoz2]

 

[RacingRodent]

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Hum bang goes the neighbourhood or should that be bong? Ah dammit clearly drugs lead to puns

 

[Migoz2]

clearly drugs lead to puns

 

[RacingRodent]

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Oh and now I am hungry