Hi, my name is ledoux, and I'm a tumesaholic. I've come to this realization as five of my posts in this thread have included the word tumescent or tumescence. This is obviously a sign of ... something.
I'm starting a Forums chapter of Tumescence Anonymous and pledge to only use approved synonyms as listed by Thesaurus.com - bloated, bulging, bulgy, bursting, distended, distent, enlarged, expanded, inflated, puffed, puffy (I kinda like this one - imagine a puffy nipple - see?), tumid (Nah, too close to the forbidden word).
Of course, we all know someone else who would GREATLY benefit from Tumescence Anonymous, but having gotten to know her well on our recent project together, allow me to anticipate her reaction to an invitation to join..