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Bullfighting replaced.
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Hugin&Munin
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The female Hamer's can be beating with sticks by the males.
Looks pretty painful
dfg42
Senator
Okay the story continues
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The entry of Pedro il culo
'The games are open by Pedro il culo', says the loudspeaker. Pedro enters the arena. He is a large grown black haired male. His butt was allready admired by all females, when he entered the arena in the paseillo. He has choosen the traditional outfit of the matadors, but as rules prescribe his ass gutter was cut free and he also choose to remove the front part, probably to show his well grown cock, which was uncircumsized. Traditionally he makes his tour around the ring of the arena winking to the crowd. At the end he curtsey before Hismagnificient then he turns around bends forward and spreads his ass cheeks.
'Pedro, il culo, il culo magnifico', states King Paul Josef V, Hismagnificient King of Mexico, which is not only inhumanly intelligent, but has also an incredible humor and the audience starts laugthing for 5 minutes.
The moderator is still chuckling, when he started to explain the rule for todays turnament.
'Welcome to the big new corrida in 2269. As you all know Hismagnificient King of Mexico, King Paul Josef V, has restarted the famous spanish tradition of the corrida. As Hismagnificient is not only the most beautiful, an the most sexually viril King of all the time, he is also the most intelligent being ever been on earth.'
The moderator stops his talk while the aufdtion stands up and start applauding for one minute, and then he continues.
'So for the new rules the corrida consists of three rounds and the crucifixion. The torrero had to stay six hours on the cross such as our Lord and saviour Jesus Christos. In the first round the torrero has to jump over the length of the torro and land properly without touch il torro. This he has to do twice and for every succesfull jump, the crucifixion time is reduced by one hour. This round is called the bulljumping and was also known in Minea, old grece'
The explanation is stopped and the new anthem of mexico is played, naturally composed by Hismagnificient King of Mexico, King Paul Josef V.
'The next round the 2 picadors are involved. The torero has to escape them twice to reduce the crucifixion time by 2 hours. This will only be counted if the torero will fuck the picadors at the end of this round. The round is called Colter's run after the final story that hapend in our american colony north of us, then called statos unitas del america.'
The explanation is stopped and the new anthem of mexico is played again, naturally composed by Hismagnificient King of Mexico, King Paul Josef V.
'In the third and final round the torero has to be gored by the toro two times, again reducing the crucifixion time, which then be zero. Normally the goring is performed anally, but any goring is accepted.'
The loudspeaker stops, and his kings balett, enters the arena. Traditionally, the members of that company come from the northern part of mexico, if not from the north colony. They wear the traditional clothing which consists of the Pompons and cowboy boots. They dance around shouting give me an “C”, give me a “O” till they got “Corrida 2269”. At the end they parade before Hismagnificient King of Mexico, King Paul Josef V, throwing their Pompons after him, which he masterfully catches. He then holds up, two of them in the high, and the two lucky cheerleaders will sit during the corrida next to him, and will spent the night in the kingly bed.
In the meantime Pedro has prepared himself for the first round.
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So how will Pedro perform?
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The entry of Pedro il culo
'The games are open by Pedro il culo', says the loudspeaker. Pedro enters the arena. He is a large grown black haired male. His butt was allready admired by all females, when he entered the arena in the paseillo. He has choosen the traditional outfit of the matadors, but as rules prescribe his ass gutter was cut free and he also choose to remove the front part, probably to show his well grown cock, which was uncircumsized. Traditionally he makes his tour around the ring of the arena winking to the crowd. At the end he curtsey before Hismagnificient then he turns around bends forward and spreads his ass cheeks.
'Pedro, il culo, il culo magnifico', states King Paul Josef V, Hismagnificient King of Mexico, which is not only inhumanly intelligent, but has also an incredible humor and the audience starts laugthing for 5 minutes.
The moderator is still chuckling, when he started to explain the rule for todays turnament.
'Welcome to the big new corrida in 2269. As you all know Hismagnificient King of Mexico, King Paul Josef V, has restarted the famous spanish tradition of the corrida. As Hismagnificient is not only the most beautiful, an the most sexually viril King of all the time, he is also the most intelligent being ever been on earth.'
The moderator stops his talk while the aufdtion stands up and start applauding for one minute, and then he continues.
'So for the new rules the corrida consists of three rounds and the crucifixion. The torrero had to stay six hours on the cross such as our Lord and saviour Jesus Christos. In the first round the torrero has to jump over the length of the torro and land properly without touch il torro. This he has to do twice and for every succesfull jump, the crucifixion time is reduced by one hour. This round is called the bulljumping and was also known in Minea, old grece'
The explanation is stopped and the new anthem of mexico is played, naturally composed by Hismagnificient King of Mexico, King Paul Josef V.
'The next round the 2 picadors are involved. The torero has to escape them twice to reduce the crucifixion time by 2 hours. This will only be counted if the torero will fuck the picadors at the end of this round. The round is called Colter's run after the final story that hapend in our american colony north of us, then called statos unitas del america.'
The explanation is stopped and the new anthem of mexico is played again, naturally composed by Hismagnificient King of Mexico, King Paul Josef V.
'In the third and final round the torero has to be gored by the toro two times, again reducing the crucifixion time, which then be zero. Normally the goring is performed anally, but any goring is accepted.'
The loudspeaker stops, and his kings balett, enters the arena. Traditionally, the members of that company come from the northern part of mexico, if not from the north colony. They wear the traditional clothing which consists of the Pompons and cowboy boots. They dance around shouting give me an “C”, give me a “O” till they got “Corrida 2269”. At the end they parade before Hismagnificient King of Mexico, King Paul Josef V, throwing their Pompons after him, which he masterfully catches. He then holds up, two of them in the high, and the two lucky cheerleaders will sit during the corrida next to him, and will spent the night in the kingly bed.
In the meantime Pedro has prepared himself for the first round.
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So how will Pedro perform?
