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Christian Virgins And The Fall Of The Roman Empire

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Forget all you have read or seen about the decline of the Roman empire..it's all nonsense. The real reason was those pesky Christian virgins making an almighty bloody nuisance of themselves. Just think of the manpower and money involved in those mass crucifixions. Well planed timber was hardly cheap and the cost of sturdy nails which would really grip the slippery hands was out of this world. Add to that the paperwork, rounding up, cross making, crowd control, crucifiers...the list is almost endless. And then!!...those virgins are at it again!!. Instead of being on their knees satisfying the randy menfolk they are on their knees praying!! They needed to be sorted; by law any obstinate Christian virgin would in future be taken to the Colosseum to be deflowered the hard way. They had brought it upon themselves but...think of all the extra work for the Colosseum staff, army, professional deflowerers, stake makers...... And while all this was going on who was guarding the borders from infiltration by Goths, Vandals, Gypsies, tramps, thieves, east European migrants, vagabonds, Erin the elf warrior, the German tourist and the Belgians and anyone else who fancied a slice of La Dolce Vita down south on the sunny Med. ?..No wonder the Empire collapsed.
Here is a pic kindly sent by Polly Perkins showing some poor over worked Nubian slave deflowering his umpteenth virgin of the afternoon.
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Well stated.
 
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