I like to get into sing alongs with defmutes!
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- Thread starter ERIN the Brave
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About a month ago I bought a new telephone...it was an odd phone...it had no 5. So I couldn't call anyone. Then last week.I ran into a friend of mine and he said "Hey how come you don't call me anymore?
I said." I cant help it, my phone has no 5."
He said." Man that's weard, how long have you had it?"
I said." I dont know, my calendar has no 7s!".
I said." I cant help it, my phone has no 5."
He said." Man that's weard, how long have you had it?"
I said." I dont know, my calendar has no 7s!".
I installed this machine in my car that sends out a sound that keeps deer from running out in front of your car, I accidentally installed it backwards...I was driving down the road and a whole heard of deer was chasing my car.
Yesterday I went to a Drive In in a cab...the move cost me 95 dollars!
T
The Fallen Angel
Guest
No wonder they call you Erin the Brave! I think you have to be to tell these jokes
Hugin&Munin
Presenter Of Images
Apparently putting an Akla Seltzer tablet in my mouth and running in the Wal Mart and yelling "THE VIRUS HAS MUTATED " is not funny!
Rias
Neko Girl
sneezing in shopping center too not funny apsik!
Hugin&Munin
Presenter Of Images
When you see this sign you feel really well looked after.
T
The Fallen Angel
Guest
Wasn't it over 1 million?
Gibbs505
SERVORUM DOMITOR
The one I saw said 20 million and the M was replaced by the golden arches. I wish I had brought one, although I never smoked!
Yours looks pretty cool though!
Naraku
Draconarius
There seem to be many variations on the theme.
I can't find out if this one is photoshopped or real place.
You know, Mickie D's may object to this stuff, but they've gotten in on the joke themselves.
Hugin&Munin
Presenter Of Images
That's what I was always afraid of when I was still a tram driver. If they also wear headphones it becomes really dangerous, as you can't stop a rail vehicle weighing almost 50 t so quickly.
One time I got kicked out of a movie theater because I brought my own food.I told them their food was too expensive. Besides I haven't had a BBQ in a long time!
Hugin&Munin
Presenter Of Images
Look at these
I bought a can of powdered water but I dont know what to add.
