I was told it was the most profitable crucifixion event in years! A real talk of the town!
My agents told me it was a complete disaster! As you know it is our philosophy that friends and family take part of crucifixion, to be proud of their friend and relative, while his naked body is exposed and he is doing his unforgettable death dance, which will stay in the memory of all family members and friends. In our case his friends, the so called apostle gang, seem to hide somewhere instead of participating the crucifixion event. Only his mother, probably more due to courtesy than interest, was there.
Then he immediately died, which we prevent by careful medical observation of the crucified and was pierced with a spear by one of this completely incompetent executioners, which made with that also a horrible mess!
Then he was buried somewhere and came back to life by a miracle or so, now also discrediting crucifixion as death penalty. To make it a disgusting event, the executer played dice about his clothes instead of checking carefully their work. But let us look at the aesthetic of that event, fortunately we have a pic
You immediately see that they wore huge loincloths. Where, I ask you is the humiliation and the sexual stimulation of the audience with that dress? No wonder that 2 of the men just discussing, completely uninterested on the crucifixion (probably they hoped to see here nude bodies, some nice dicks, anal fucking, and cumshots, but nothing has been delivered), also one of the guards just sit there and looks at the earth! I would have fired him immediately.
Let us look at the cross, there it stands "king of the jews", jews(!) are mostly circumsized, but you do not see, because of loincloth. So better write *men with loincloth, probably king, who cares." Also they use nails! Nails! Gives pain and is more expensive than reusable ropes. Then there is no sedile, and the body would just fell forward and down, so they must have fixed the body of him somewhat, as it was done with the person left and right.
There is no cornu, you already guessed.
¨The crosses are just put there, pointing in different directions and are of different forms. That alone also indicates, that there is no passion at all from the point of the executors. It is horrible and I hope I will never see such a amateurish crucifixion in real.
They try it all! Don't you know the trick of deliberately spoiling a DNA sample yet? It's called 'change water into wine'!
Well as you probably now, the DNA sequencer is a standard equipment which works as black box in our laboratory and is operated by a technical assistant. I am the only one at Dfg inc. with a degree in chemistry and I only changed the software to detect reptiles and greek/roman gods. I can naturally not go into the details, since these algorithms are company properties. I can only say the results which came out were completely useless they also showed no signs of degradation you must have according to the second law of thermodynamics, such as if that person was immortal (well the mishap at the crucifixion indeed would be explained that way, but for me as scientist that is naturally unacceptable). It remains a horrible case and I hope it will soon be whipped out of the memory of the people, else I expect other less civilised forms came in such as hanging, wheeling, impaling, quarting (what a mess) or even burning at stake will become popular again.
By the way. Did you already volunteered in our Happy and Crucified program? Did you recommend it to your friend, coworkers and family members?
