Gone Missing in Sweden: A “Police Procedural” Mystery.

[Fossy]

“Find anything?” asked Hansson, coming up from behind. “The helm was empty.”

“Yeah, I guess I did,” replied Fintväder, scratching himself.

“Well?”

“See for yourself.”

Like the end of an old-school Bond movie! Loved that Barb, what a great tale. Exciting, dramatic twists and turns, and ultimately a heppy ending (so to speak) ... thank you as always Barb for keeping us thoroughly entertained ... I also hope for a sequel!

 

[Wragg]

SLUT (the end)

Who are you calling sluts?

These are incredibly brave women who....

“Slut” really does mean “the end” in Swedish.

... oh! I see!

Seriously, what a fantastic story! I honestly think it was one of your best, Barb! I loved it!

 

[twonines]

Once from their peril they`re freed,
The girls explore their sexual need.
Barb`s soon on her knees,
And eager to please,
The dominant, statuesque Swede.


Thank you Barb, for this exciting tale, it really is one of your very best, thoroughly enjoyable.

 

[Migoz2]

And moments later, what they both knew was inevitably going to happen did.

Them and everyone reading this!

I agree with everyone above saying this is one of your best stories. Gripping, funny and erotic.

 

[windar]

A thoroughly enjoyable tale! Those bad guys were no match for Barb and Gun, though it turned out that the spanner was mightier than the gun...

 

[Barbaria1]

“Slut” really does mean “the end” in Swedish.

... oh! I see!

It pays to increase your Swedish word vocabulary

 

[twonines]

It pays to increase your Swedish word vocabulary

If "Slut" is Swedish for "End", What is Swedish for "Slut"? Just asking for a friend!

 

[Barbaria1]

If "Slut" is Swedish for "End", What is Swedish for "Slut"? Just asking for a friend!

Pronounced as “sloot” btw

 

[montycrusto]

If "Slut" is Swedish for "End", What is Swedish for "Slut"? Just asking for a friend!

”Slampa” I think!

 

[windar]

It pays to increase your Swedish word vocabulary

But many of those names at Ikea are fake Swedish so it won't help much there

 

[Barbaria1]

But many of those names at Ikea are fake Swedish so it won't help much there

IKEA is mispronounced in the U.S. (and probably elsewhere) or, more accurately, purposely marketed that way by IKEA, which correctly surmised that the Swedish pronunciation, “eeee-Kay-uh”, would never fly in English-speaking countries..

 

[Loxuru]

SLUT (the end)

A-HEM!

Lox the Eternal Spoilsport comes in!

"Slut" is the indefinite form of 'end'. "The end" is translated as "Slutet", because in Nordic Germanic languages, the definite article is written as a deflection of the noun.

Fintväder stepped up to the cabin entry, took a deep breath, entered stealthily, stopped dead in his tracks, and stared long and hard before retreating back out on deck.

“Find anything?” asked Hansson, coming up from behind. “The helm was empty.”

“Yeah, I guess I did,” replied Fintväder, scratching himself.

“Well?”

“See for yourself.”

Imagine, the ship was actually bugged with a camera! To the pleasure of the Great Leader in Pyong-Yang!

 

[Barbaria1]

A-HEM!

Lox the Eternal Spoilsport comes in!

"Slut" is the indefinite form of 'end'. "The end" is translated as "Slutet", because in Nordic Germanic languages, the definite article is written as a deflection of the noun.

Technically correct, but in Swedish films and other media the indefinite form typically appears at the end.

 

[Loxuru]

Technically correct, but in Swedish films and other media the indefinite form typically appears at the end.

Humble as I am, I will not go into discussion with giants like Ingmar Bergman and Brabara Moore about it!

 

[old slave]

there was food … of sorts. They had feasted.....on tins of sardines, a box of crackers, and a package of jellied candies,

Seems perfectly adequate to me: protein with fish oils, carbs, more carbs.

I started late so maybe rushed the tale a little, but where was Barb complaining? Was Daddy sober enough to get the good news? And was 'Bulldozer' posted to Kiruna (the most northerly large town in Sweden, well beyond the Arctic Circle)?

So many questions that a sequel with Gun (and Hansson if you must) is eagerly awaited.

 

[twonines]

Seems perfectly adequate to me: protein with fish oils, carbs, more carbs.

I started late so maybe rushed the tale a little, but where was Barb complaining? Was Daddy sober enough to get the good news? And was 'Bulldozer' posted to Kiruna (the most northerly large town in Sweden, well beyond the Arctic Circle)?

So many questions that a sequel with Gun (and Hansson if you must) is eagerly awaited.

Quite so, but if there is a sequel, Gun strikes me as the sought of determined woman who will not tolerate any complaining from Barb.

 

[old slave]

Quite so, but if there is a sequel, Gun strikes me as the sought of determined woman who will not tolerate any complaining from Barb.

Gun has ways of diverting Barb's mouth away from complaining.

 

[Loxuru]

Seems perfectly adequate to me: protein with fish oils, carbs, more carbs.

I started late so maybe rushed the tale a little, but where was Barb complaining? Was Daddy sober enough to get the good news? And was 'Bulldozer' posted to Kiruna (the most northerly large town in Sweden, well beyond the Arctic Circle)?

So many questions that a sequel with Gun (and Hansson if you must) is eagerly awaited.

Bulldozer in disgrace, Björklund with bottles in his drawer, Hansson with soiled pants and something to explain to his wife, Barb to complain about something, Senator Moore becoming president, Miss Merriweather pleasing him from under the Resolute Desk, the deputy rector with a grunt, ...

All is set for the sequel : "The Syndicate Strikes Back!"

And thank you, Barb for this great, fantastic, entertaining story you have offered us!

 

[Barbaria1]

All is set for the sequel : "The Syndicate Strikes Back!"

Hardly original, but I do like that title. I’ll keep it in mind.

 

[twonines]

Hardly original, but I do like that title. I’ll keep it in mind.

Does that mean you will abandon the Swedish phrasebook and start learning the Korean for "Yes Master" and "Please may I lick it, Mistress."