"How do I look? Come on, you're so slow! We have to go to the next one soon, otherwise I'll run out of photos for my Instagram account! OK, looking great! Now release me and let's go... wait, where are you going? Hey! HEY! COME BACK!"
(own render partially inspired by this Wikipedia picture. I think it used to be an illustration on the Pillory page but mysteriously disappeared a few years ago. Can't imagine why!)