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Lady Chlamydia's Exhibition

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Ring ring ring ring……

Melissa: Hello...Mel and Julie's No 1 Detective Agency here...can we be of assistance?
Polly Perkins: Hi, it's me , Polly...I'm on holiday with Jenny “Two Whips†Tompkinsâ€. We are at the Guggenheim museum in New York.
Melissa: Hope it's not as boring as the one in Bilbao!
Julie: Who is on the phone?
Melissa: It's Polly..having a dirty weekend with Jenny by the sounds of it.
Melissa: So what's the problem Polly?
Polly: Well, Lady Chlamydia Tuppence Fairweather-Golightly has put on an exhibition of original works by St.Johny here at the museum.
Julie: Yes we heard! St.Johny is a leg end in his own time!
Polly: We know. However all is not as it appears. “The White Slave Trade†was bought by Lady C. for $30 million at Sothebys. It was believed to be an early work of St.Johny.
Julie: Girl from CruxDreams..nice tits!..the Hide Out background, Nandez slaves and a genuine St.Johny signature, looks OK to me.
Jenny: But!..the signature is the Edwardian font which is freely available.
Melissa: You think it's a fake?
Polly: Take a closer look at the middle pic!
Melissa: What am I supposed to be looking at...can you zoom in?
Jenny: Now look at the third pic...see the mouse ...bottom left on the rock.
Julie: OMG! That's the calling card of JL!!!

(J.L. Is the swine who pays young ladies to be crucified....ask Connie)

Jenny: Exactly! He's raising millions by forging works and selling them to gullible rich folk.
Julie: And using the proceeds to pay for more young girls to be crucified.

Crackle crackle........

Melissa: Phone gone dead. We'll keep you informed.
 

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Nice concept
 
found by the junk in the attic
need some money

:ar!
 

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Hi Hans,
Thanks for all the films...we'll be asking for more later if you don't mind. I don't think your discoveries in the attic will make much money as they are not signed by St.Johny. They were some of his early works and unsigned.
I can sign them for you!!
Melissa
 
melissa said:
Hi Hans,
Thanks for all the films...we'll be asking for more later if you don't mind. I don't think your discoveries in the attic will make much money as they are not signed by St.Johny. They were some of his early works and unsigned.
I can sign them for you!!
Melissa
need fonts for it? look here B-)
http://www.fontpark.net/en/

and wat about this drawing; found in some cobwebs :|
 

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