Limericks

[CruxLove]

Nailed to the cross, she looked so sexy -
That they kept raping her in sheer ecstacy !
While one fucked her cunt,
As her body burned -
The other filled her mouth with cum, as she cried - Mercy !

 

[tomthestagman]

There was a young man from Warwick
Who had reason for feeling euphoric
He could - by election
achieve triune erection
Ionic, Corinthian, Doric

 

[Eulalia]

There was a young man from Warwick
Who had reason for feeling euphoric
He could - by election
achieve triune erection
Ionic, Corinthian, Doric

Great! The standard pattern for the metre of a true limerick treats it as anapaestic, thus

diddy-dum diddy-dum diddy dum-di
diddy-dum diddy-dum diddy dum-di
diddy-dum diddy-dum
diddy-dum diddy-dum
diddy-dum diddy-dum diddy dum-di

But I think it works as well with amphibrachs:
di-dum-di di-dum-d di-dum-di
di-dum-di di-dum-d di-dum-di
di-dum-di di-dum-di
di-dum-di di-dum-di
di-dum-di di-dum-d di-dum-di

@tomthestagman's works best that way, slightly tweaked:

There was a young fellow from Warwick
Who'd reason for feeling euphoric,
He could by election
'chieve triune erection:
Ionic, Corinthian or Doric.

 

[Hangnail]

Great! The standard pattern for the metre of a true limerick...

Yes, anything that remotely approaches the right stress pattern is a welcome appearance here.

 

[CruxLove]

The sheer beauty and creativity of the artworks of NFTW has inspired me to write this limerick :

Bent down and restrained, her asshole was open wide -
A glass tube was shoved in deep where the hot iron can slide !
And as it burnt inside her -
She went insane with the torture ...
While everyone enjoyed how she looked like a beautiful firefly !

 

[Hangnail]

Dude that's imaginative but it's not a limerick.
This is a limerick (stressed syllables come every third syllable)

Pretty butterfly bent and restrained
A glass tube in her tunnel of pain
As it warmed her insides
She was stripped of her pride
By derisive applause when she came

 

[Eulalia]

Dude that's imaginative but it's not a limerick.
This is a limerick (stressed syllables come every third syllable)

Pretty butterfly bent and restrained
A glass tube in her tunnel of pain
As it warmed her insides
She was stripped of her pride
By derisive applause when she came

That's right, the pesky anapaestics!

diddy-dum diddy-dum diddy dum(-di)
diddy-dum diddy-dum diddy dum(-di)
diddy-dum diddy-dom
diddy-dum diddy-dom
diddy-dum diddy-dum diddy dum(-di)

 

[CruxLove]

Dude that's imaginative but it's not a limerick.
This is a limerick (stressed syllables come every third syllable)

Pretty butterfly bent and restrained
A glass tube in her tunnel of pain
As it warmed her insides
She was stripped of her pride
By derisive applause when she came

Gosh. I have been messing up it seems.
You are a real mentor Hangnail

 

[d'Not]

You are a real mentor Hangnail

Chalk in"ANAPEST"to the memory bank.
Educational is but one of the many features of this forum.

 

[NiupraFan]

Tree has tried the last solution...
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You think it works...
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...but she's always back for Moore more!!

The unfortunate whore by her neck is dangling

The large crowd watches her strangling

But as the authorities well know

Her audience really enjoys ogling her boobs from below.

 

[Alisha..Executed]

There was a girl from Romania
Who was put to death in a stadium
They nailed her up high
She suffered and died and the
Crows are eating her labia

 

[Shamefan]

There was a young girl from Madras
Who had the most beautiful ass
Not round plump and pink
As you probably think
But grey, with long ears, and ate grass.

 

[Alisha..Executed]

There was a man from Caerphilly
Who was killed in Mexico city
Stabbed and undressed
Cruxed in death and
The crow's are eating his willy

 

[Alisha..Executed]

there was pornstar from Ecuador
crucified to death on a wooden door
the crows consumed
her massive boobs and her
breast implants fell to the floor

 

[twonines]

I have posted it before, my favourite limerick is this one, although it is not in perfect limerick form.

There was a young lady from Barton Creek,
Who had her monthlies twice a week.
"How provoking,"
Said the Bishop of Woking,
"No poking, so to speak."