Limericks

[twonines]

Blackbarb tried to show no fear,
When attached to the running gear.
But she lost so much hide,
When thrown over the side,
That she shed many a copious tear.

 

[montycrusto]

This thread has now come of age,
Having reached its one hundredth page.
So let’s raise a glass
To that tight little ass,
Which inspires us at every stage.

 

[twonines]

We let no opportunity pass
To refer to that tight little ass.
And just as we thought,
Barb's such a good sport,
And displays a great deal of class.

 

[montycrusto]

While steering her starship through space,
Some Klingons began to give chase.
“Oh, stop klinging on!”
Barb exclaimed, “Just be gone!
Stop stalking me, it’s a disgrace!”

 

[twonines]

To Barb, space proves no block,
She`s cavorted with Scottie and Spock.
"I`ve had Captain Kirk,"
She said with a smirk,
In a comment that was really ad hoc.

 

[montycrusto]

Barb said, “look, a BJ from me,
Is on sale as a damned NFT!
This just blows my mind,
As folks usually find
I offer such services free!”

 

[montycrusto]

Barb said to me “Get a big stick,
And thrash my tight little damned quick!
So hard that I bleed,
For pain’s what I need,
Out of agony, I get a kick!”

 

[montycrusto]

Said I, “Well, Barb, you’re in luck;
By your argument’s logic, I’m struck.
What’s more I confess
That to watch you undress
For the cane, makes me hard as F***

 

[montycrusto]

I tie her down over a table,
And thrash her as hard as I’m able.
“Best thrashing ever!”
Says Barb, “You’re so clever!”,
I know. I’m a genius. And stable.

 

[Barbaria1]

To what do I owe this rhyming tumult
Which intends my dignity to assault
It’s Monty of course
Doing his worst
With behavior’s more child than adult

 

[twonines]

I think we can safely say
Barb won't willingly give a BJ.
It needs a dose of the cane
And considerable pain,
Before she responds in that way.

 

[twonines]

After the reluctant commission,
What becomes of the emission?
Her claim not to swallow,
Must be proved hollow,
To complete her total submission.

 

[Barbaria1]

You’ll ne’er get submission
I retort with derision
I swallow not
No matter what
Denial is my mission

 

[montycrusto]

The explorers, Lewis and Clark,
Took Barb with them just for a lark.
She came to them nightly,
And kept them both sprightly,
By sucking their dicks after dark.

 

[montycrusto]

Les très beaux Calvaires d’Anjou,
Une femme accrochée par des clous.
C’est pas confortable,
Mais, chose remarquable,
J’apperçois une sourire â sa joue.

@messaline

 

[montycrusto]

As we fall off the end of the year,
Drinking Seagrams or Riesling or beer,
Let us hope the next one
Will be rather more fun,
Best wishes to everyone here!

 

[twonines]

As we fall off the end of the year,
Drinking Seagrams or Riesling or beer,
Let us hope the next one
Will be rather more fun,
Best wishes to everyone here!

A wonderful verse you've created,
To respond could be quite complicated.
But it's definite mate,
The sentiment's great
And definitely reciprocated.

 

[twonines]

For these verses, Barb is our muse,
The one we invariably abuse.
We can strip her,
We can whip her,
And use her in any way that we choose!

 

[montycrusto]

As we reach post #nineteen ninety-nine,
Are our Limerick powers in decline?
Who’ll save the day,
By posting #2K..
Go ahead, and let glory be thine!

 

[twonines]

With these verses we've all persisted,
And being as you have insisted,
As I'm ninety nine,
The challenge is mine,
And one that can't be resisted.