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montycrusto
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Yes, and having to bite down on a thick leather strap at the same time, kind of affects the taste too.
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twonines
LIMERICUS
Allowing a strap to bite on? you must be getting soft in your old age.Yes, and having to bite down on a thick leather strap at the same time, kind of affects the taste too.
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montycrusto
Guest
Well, I suppose I am infinity years old…
ducon007
Senator
I therefore suggest the famous Milgram experiment: increase the voltage with each wrong answer!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Do I really count 48?Now you’ve done it!!!!!!!
Watch out for demeritflation! 
We could introduce demerit rules. First infraction against Barb = one demerit, second is two, next is four, then eight, then sixteen.... On the 64th infraction the internet will be way to small for all the demerits!
Crux-Emperor Baracus X
Rectidolor
48Had to screenshot that for posterity:
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How many is that, even? You know perfectly well I can’t count past 35. I’m going to say it’s infinity, that’s a big number
I think you’re going to have to take your demerit-gun in for servicing, after this!
I'm a good boy I am...
Never been in such a jam
I never get Demerits
'cuz I don't chat shit
I always call her "Ma'am" !!
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montycrusto
Guest
Behold Baracus the Brave,
A somewhat obsequious knave,
To Barb he’s polite,
Which doesn’t seem right,
How should I know.. I live in a cave!
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montycrusto
Guest
@Barbaria1 served with pride,
On the crew of the sub “Crimson Tide”.
Her torpedo tube
Always glistened with lube,
And the crew often slipped inside.
On the crew of the sub “Crimson Tide”.
Her torpedo tube
Always glistened with lube,
And the crew often slipped inside.
twonines
LIMERICUS
On that sub Barb works with a will
But remains a Midshipman still.
But this will ensure
That the libidinous Ms. Moore,
All her wildest fantasies will fulfil.
windar
Teller of Tales
Monty is gone, it's so sad
It's enough to make one quite mad
There's so much history
It's truly a mystery
If only Stan Goldman could be had
But he's on a flight to Japan
To do the best that he can
To protect Barb and Gun
And Annika the young one
If only he had a good plan!
It's enough to make one quite mad
There's so much history
It's truly a mystery
If only Stan Goldman could be had
But he's on a flight to Japan
To do the best that he can
To protect Barb and Gun
And Annika the young one
If only he had a good plan!
Loinclothslave
slave to the whip
Are Haiku’s permitted in this thread as well?
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windar
Teller of Tales
At one point I was going to make a separate thread for those, but since this thread has been pretty quiet lately, why not?Are Haiku’s permitted in this thread as well?