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montycrusto
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(For some reason this made me think of Star Wars...)
The rebels were in disarray,
And Darth Vader was winning the day.
Does it matter? Well, no,
‘Twas a long time ago,
In a Galaxy far, far away.
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The rebels were in disarray,
And Darth Vader was winning the day.
Does it matter? Well, no,
‘Twas a long time ago,
In a Galaxy far, far away.
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montycrusto
Guest
Amongst Jabba’s ill-gotten gains,
Was a princess kept nude and in chains.
Each time he would lick her,
Her heart would beat quicker,
She’d grab him and fuck out his brains.
Was a princess kept nude and in chains.
Each time he would lick her,
Her heart would beat quicker,
She’d grab him and fuck out his brains.
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montycrusto
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The Ballad of Bonnie Wee Barb (part trois)
She was famous from Fife to Argyll,
Wee Barb and her braw bonnie smile,
She would kiss any lad,
Even under his plaid...
But swallowing? Tha’s no her style!
She was famous from Fife to Argyll,
Wee Barb and her braw bonnie smile,
She would kiss any lad,
Even under his plaid...
But swallowing? Tha’s no her style!
twonines
LIMERICUS
Monty, wiyh Barb seems obsessed,
Particularly, if she`s undressed.
It`s quite widely known,
That he`s not alone.
With her charms, wer`e all duly impressed!
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montycrusto
Guest
Auf Deutsch kann es Limericks geben,
Wenn Du’s schaffst, also hoch sollst Du leben.
Aber schaffst Du es nicht
Bist ein echt Bösewicht
Der den Kopf sollte niemals hochheben!
(Sorry for my terrible German)
Wenn Du’s schaffst, also hoch sollst Du leben.
Aber schaffst Du es nicht
Bist ein echt Bösewicht
Der den Kopf sollte niemals hochheben!
(Sorry for my terrible German)
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windar
Teller of Tales
Booted from Deviant ArtThat notable man, Montycrusto,
From Deviant Art he was thrust-o.
To pixiv he fled,
Where now it is said,
That a thousand fans watch him with gusto.
For pictures of suffering tarts
Said he with a grin
As CF took him in
I really don't give a fart
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montycrusto
Guest
My art is too hot for DA,
They all said “eww, yuck. Go away!”
So I said “Fair enough”
And I packed up my stuff,
“Thank heavens for CF” I say.
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montycrusto
Guest
But Barb, we are only admiring,
Your qualities are so inspiring...
Our offerings in verse
Are a gift, not a curse,
Can I help if I drool with desiring?
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twonines
LIMERICUS
Those demerits you love to deploy,
Cause fantasies which we enjoy.
We dream of you stripped
And thoroughly whipped
A situation that provides us with joy.
d'Not
Executioner
Continuing:
There once was a Scot named McGruder,
Who wooed a lewd nude in Bermuder.
The nude thought it rude
To be wooed in the nude,
But McGruder was ruder and screwed her.
d'Not
Executioner
In reverent respect for the 1967 Austin Healey
BRG Austin
There once was a lad from Boston,
Who drove all about in his Austin.
With room for his ass
And a gallon of gas,
But his balls hung out and he lost ‘em.
BRG Austin
There once was a lad from Boston,
Who drove all about in his Austin.
With room for his ass
And a gallon of gas,
But his balls hung out and he lost ‘em.
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montycrusto
Guest
The Ballad o’ Bonnie Wee Barb (part fünf)
Wee Barb was a braw Jacobite.
She girded her little so tight,
Then rolled in the barley
With Bonnie Prince Charlie
And took him to bed for the night.
Wee Barb was a braw Jacobite.
She girded her little so tight,
Then rolled in the barley
With Bonnie Prince Charlie
And took him to bed for the night.
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montycrusto
Guest
The Ballad o’Bonnie Wee Barb (part sechs)
While meeting a man by Loch Ness
Wee Barb coyly lifts up her dress...
“What a monster” she muses,
As the man drops his trooses
And her nipples begin to tumesce.
While meeting a man by Loch Ness
Wee Barb coyly lifts up her dress...
“What a monster” she muses,
As the man drops his trooses
And her nipples begin to tumesce.
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montycrusto
Guest
The Ballad o’ Bonnie Wee Barb (partus septimus)
Wee Barb knew two twins from Arbroath,
She encouraged their personal growth,
With her tongue and her lips
And a shake of her hips,
She managed to satisfy both.
Wee Barb knew two twins from Arbroath,
She encouraged their personal growth,
With her tongue and her lips
And a shake of her hips,
She managed to satisfy both.
In fact some of my ancestors were.
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montycrusto
Guest
I knew it!!In fact some of my ancestors were.