Limericks

[twonines]

The fate for Barb you have planned ,
You seem to have well in hand.
Her slave training
Will involve much caning,
Her new role she `ll soon understand.

 

[montycrusto]

I’ll soon have her eat from my hand,
She will leap to obey my command.
For otherwise she
Will be tied to a tree
And her hide with my whip will be tanned.

 

[twonines]

To have Barb fill his every desire,
What Moore could a man desire?
I`m feeling a bit lost,
There`s no witty riposte,
In the style we`ve come to admire.

 

[montycrusto]

I admit I am feeling less rich,
But the naked girl scratches my itch.
In just chains and a collar
She’s worth every dollar
I coughed up to pay for the bitch.

 

[Wragg]

I admit I am feeling less rich,
But the naked girl scratches my itch.
In just chains and a collar
She’s worth every dollar
I coughed up to pay for the bitch.

'Less rich' is just what you'll be
If she slips from that collar you'll see
That there's really no end
To what she can spend
In a shop in two hours or three!

 

[montycrusto]

I’ll insist upon total submission,
As we try every sexual position..
She must bend to my will;
She’s my slavegirl until
This State should mandate abolition.

 

[twonines]

To think that Barb is still
Bent to your cruel will.
Frequently stripping,
Submitting to whipping,
Must provide the ultimate thrill.

 

[twonines]

As cruel as it may seem,
Maintain the strictest regime.
When through her paces she`s put,
With no "if or but"
She`ll fulfil your fantastic dream.

 

[twonines]

You`ve paid a moderate bill,
Due to your slave trading skill.
From her neat shaven slit,
To each soft velvet tit,
You can do with her just as you will.

 

[montycrusto]

The slave traders of the Lakota
Picked her up in far off Minnesota.
Down in Arkansas
They ain’t seen one before;
A genuine democrat voter!

 

[twonines]

Towards Barb, your tone has grown rougher,
Boy, you`ve made that girl suffer.
Though you flogged her bare hide,
She`s only swallowed her pride,
Could her life still get any tougher?

 

[Ted Parry]

She`s only swallowed her pride, ....

It's the only bloody thing she will swallow ...
Please add any four lines of your choice (I've misplaced my thesaurus)

 

[twonines]

It`s the only bloody thing she will swallow,
Despite all the pain that will follow.
He can force her to fuck,
He can force her to suck
But any further threats will prove hollow.

 

[montycrusto]

Calamity Barb was her name,
Strip-poker, her favourite game...
But Barb hit the booze,
And would then play to lose..
I guess that explains her great fame!

 

[montycrusto]

Calamity Barb liked a hustle,
There’s no cattle she wouldn’t rustle.
They said “What’s that noise?”
She replied “Nuthin’, boys,
Just the creak of my tight little bustle!”

 

[montycrusto]

Calamity Barb was so sprightly,
She serviced a dozen men nightly.
She had limitless zest
After having undressed,
For her corset was laced up too tightly.

 

[montycrusto]

To arrest her, the sheriff did ride,
But Calamity Barb quickly cried:
“I don’t mean to be bossy
But grab me by the posse,
Assuming you’ve got one outside!”

 

[montycrusto]

Hours later, the sheriff said “What
Did I come for? I’ve clean forgot.”
Barb replied “I’m
Sure you had a good time..
Now put one more dime in my slot”

 

[montycrusto]

So Calamity Barb dodged the law,
Though she sometimes became saddle-sore.
As her clients attest,
She was one of the best
From Texas to Arkansas.

 

[twonines]

The Mohawk, a people cold hearted,
From her clothes, soon had Barb parted,
The braves with their rampant pricks,
Th squaws with their pointed sticks,
Her troubles had only just started.