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Their demeanour could scarcely be rougher,
It’s clear they will make Ms. Moore suffer.
They’ll shock her through clips
On her pussy and nips,
Then with a huge strap-on they’ll stuff ‘er.
 
A remarkable video tape,
The Ambassador’s jaws clamped agape,
As, in between shocks
She chokes on their cocks,
In a montage of torture and rape.
 
The kidnappers hold up a sign:
“Pay up and Ms. Moore will be fine.
Hand over the money,
Don’t try nothing funny,
Or her fate will be far from benign.”
 
She won’t be upstaged by the boys,
And knows how to handle fuck-toys.
With a strap-on as large
As a steam-powered barge,
She’ll soon have Barb making a noise.
 
They’re sending for Seal Team Six,
(That’s Robert and a few side-kicks),
To rescue the captive,
Who, ever adaptive,
Is now expert at sucking men’s dicks.
 
Now she’s been to the blowjob academy,
She’s not quite so “Ma’am”-y or “Madam”-y.
Now she’ll be a good wife
To the man in her life;
Well, I hope so.. is that really bad o’ me?
 
They’ll fit out the Pirate Cay chopper
As a gunship and makeshift bomb-dropper,
Find out where they’re based
And reduce them to paste,
Really wipe them all out, good and proper.
 
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