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The bard of the forum, Eulalia,
With stories she’s prone to regale ya.
Like Scheherazade
Meets the Marquis de Sade
For some kinky as fuck bacchanalia.

I'm praising these lines to the skies
Your standards continue to rise!
For sure, I have never
Seen a poem so clever
Dear Monty, you must win the prize!

:campeon:
 
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The master had a slave girl, so beautiful and juicy
But she didn't always obey him, and would sometimes be fussy.
So one day he got his kettle and pot
And brewed some coffee boiling hot
But instead of having it with bread, he poured it in her pussy.
 
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Frances I am, which weighs me down,
born in Paris near Pontoise town,
and with a stretch of rope my arms
learn for once the weight of my arse

(For intro thanks to Francis)
from here:
 
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Ah yes, François Villon:

Je suis François, dont ce me poise,
Né de Paris emprès Ponthoise.
Or d’une corde d’une toise
Saura mon col que mon cul poise.

But it's his neck (col) that will know the weight of his arse (cul)
 
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