CARSON CITY, NEVADA, in the 1800s
(most art by Langewapper)
During the Civil War, Nevada became a state in the U.S. In some of the outlying area small towns didn’t change their ways because they were technically part of the state capital. One small town even left the tree in the square. It was useful for hanging convicts.
As it turns out, Meagan Smith robbed the town’s tavern and made off with the cash. Needless to say, the men hunted her down and she was tried and found guilty of robbing ‘Madame Dorothy Brown’s Saloon and was condemned to hang by her neck until she was dead. We join the story here.
Meagan Smith has been condemned to death by hanging. The small town outside of Carson City hasn’t built a gallows so she will be hanged from the tree in the town square.
On her last night alive she discussed her sentence with the sheriff, a gentleman named Adam Cartwright. Once caught by the posse chasing her, Meagan expected a harsh sentence, but she never expected to be hanged. Meagan asks Sheriff Cartwright if they always hanged woman. He replies “You’ll be the first one but no woman has ever robbed the saloon before. You’ll put on quite a show when you hanged.”
“Your tits will be flopping all over the place when you are hanged” Sheriff Cartwright notes.
“So what, I don’t wear nothing under my blouse anyway” Meagan says.
“You don’t understand, Meagan. You are going to be hanged in the buff” Sheriff Cartwright says.
“What do you mean? What does ‘in the buff’ mean” Meagan demands.
“Like with no clothes on… You know, you’ll hang naked” Sheriff Cartwright replies.
“You have to be kidding me” Meagan exclaims.
“Nope, that’s what you warrant calls for. Now take those clothes off. I got to sell them to buy a casket to bury you in.”
An exasperated Meagan begins to unbutton her shirt. She says “You want me to get naked?”
“Take ‘em all off” the sheriff says.
“Ain’t this good enough” Meagan asks flaunting her more than adequate cleavge.
“Naked, Meagan” the sheriff says. “You robbed a saloon and Judge Tree is fond of Miss Dorothy. I can’t go selling you tits once you’re hanged.”
He turns away and says “I ain’t looking. Now get naked, girl.”
Most embarrassed, Meagan disrobes.
(most art by Langewapper)
During the Civil War, Nevada became a state in the U.S. In some of the outlying area small towns didn’t change their ways because they were technically part of the state capital. One small town even left the tree in the square. It was useful for hanging convicts.
As it turns out, Meagan Smith robbed the town’s tavern and made off with the cash. Needless to say, the men hunted her down and she was tried and found guilty of robbing ‘Madame Dorothy Brown’s Saloon and was condemned to hang by her neck until she was dead. We join the story here.
Meagan Smith has been condemned to death by hanging. The small town outside of Carson City hasn’t built a gallows so she will be hanged from the tree in the town square.
On her last night alive she discussed her sentence with the sheriff, a gentleman named Adam Cartwright. Once caught by the posse chasing her, Meagan expected a harsh sentence, but she never expected to be hanged. Meagan asks Sheriff Cartwright if they always hanged woman. He replies “You’ll be the first one but no woman has ever robbed the saloon before. You’ll put on quite a show when you hanged.”
“Your tits will be flopping all over the place when you are hanged” Sheriff Cartwright notes.
“So what, I don’t wear nothing under my blouse anyway” Meagan says.
“You don’t understand, Meagan. You are going to be hanged in the buff” Sheriff Cartwright says.
“What do you mean? What does ‘in the buff’ mean” Meagan demands.
“Like with no clothes on… You know, you’ll hang naked” Sheriff Cartwright replies.
“You have to be kidding me” Meagan exclaims.
“Nope, that’s what you warrant calls for. Now take those clothes off. I got to sell them to buy a casket to bury you in.”
An exasperated Meagan begins to unbutton her shirt. She says “You want me to get naked?”
“Take ‘em all off” the sheriff says.
“Ain’t this good enough” Meagan asks flaunting her more than adequate cleavge.
“Naked, Meagan” the sheriff says. “You robbed a saloon and Judge Tree is fond of Miss Dorothy. I can’t go selling you tits once you’re hanged.”
He turns away and says “I ain’t looking. Now get naked, girl.”
Most embarrassed, Meagan disrobes.
Good old times...