Now This Just Isn't Funny

[melissa]

...I've been tied to this b****y cross for years. Somebody could at least tell me a joke to relieve the monotony. If the jokes are funny I'll post more pics of me.

 

[thehangingtree]

"They towed your car. The plates expired while you were there..."
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[melissa]

 

[admihoek]

and tree what about her itching?

 

[thehangingtree]

...Itching is to be expected since she's been unable to bathe for a while...

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[admihoek]

...Itching is to be expected since she's been unable to bathe for a while...

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are you sure? Thought she was fresh

 

[sympazero2]

...If the jokes are funny I'll post more pics of me.

Can you see Sarah Palin's house from up there?​

(She can see yours):​

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[thehangingtree]

...is OK. It amazes me how much contempt there can be for one person...

Tree

...but she does look good like that...

 

[Gibbs505]

...is OK. It amazes me how much contempt there can be for one person...

Tree

...but she does look good like that...

How true, it never ceases to astonish me how cruel, women especally, can be to one another. The "liberal" women turned on Sarah Palin with a viciousness that that appalled me. No fan of Sarah Palin an I but what would have been the backlah if it was the other way around.

ps, she doses look good on the cross, but lose that darn loincloth!!

 

[mymartinet]

Any female looks good like that !

 

[melissa]

Stop talking about itching!!!!...and Sarah B. Palin and tell me a joke!!!!

 

[mymartinet]

A burglary was recently committed at Manchester City`s ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen.Police are looking for a man with a pale blue carpet.

 

[admihoek]

Stop talking about itching!!!!...and Sarah B. Palin and tell me a joke!!!!

jokes? why?

 

[mymartinet]

Melissa asked for a joke !

 

[admihoek]

but she's always joking around

 

[Gibbs505]

A lawyer was being buried and the family specified a grave depth of twenty feet. When asked why, the answer was "Six feet is not deep enough!"

 

[melissa]

A burglary was recently committed at Manchester City`s ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen.Police are looking for a man with a pale blue carpet.

So who were the League champions last year?

 

[melissa]

A lawyer was being buried and the family specified a grave depth of twenty feet. When asked why, the answer was "Six feet is not deep enough!"

At least that's an effort!

 

[sympazero2]

At least that's an effort!

Tommy Trinder, Fernandel, Sarah Jessica Parker, Jimmy Hill, Joan Sutherland and Jay Leno walk into a bar. The barman says, "Aww... Why the long faces?"​

 

[sympazero2]

Q: What's the difference between a dead snake in the road​

and a dead lawyer in the road?​

A: Skidmarks in front of the snake.​