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Praefectus Praetorio said:
Sometimes no further explanation is needed (Messa?)
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This only looks stupid but is actually smart!

Here we have a blonde who is capable of realistically judging her own driving skills.

It's best to mount the license plate so it's legible in the position the car is most likely to be found.

And that is overturned , upside down , on its roof, wheels slowly spinning to a stop.
 
IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN WINNIPEG THAT READ: " We will heel you. We will save your sole. We will even dye for you."

AT AN OPTOMETRIST'S OFFICE: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit... Stay.."

At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

In a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This truck is full of Political Promises.”
 
Praefectus Praetorio said:
IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN WINNIPEG THAT READ: " We will heel you. We will save your sole. We will even dye for you."

AT AN OPTOMETRIST'S OFFICE: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit... Stay.."

At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

In a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This truck is full of Political Promises.”
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Two builders of Asian origin had a truck with a sign, "You`ve had the cowboys, now try the Indians"
 
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