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Gibbs505

SERVORUM DOMITOR
I pondered doing a "Tom Stoppard/A E Houseman" attrib.
but I'm pretentious enough as it is these days.
Besides, my peregrination aboard CF depends heavily
on not even attempting to engage minds that could
render mine into a squashed cabbage leaf.

In other words if you want me, I'll be over in the
corner posting bare-nekked girls' naughty bits.
"It's a rotten job...."


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I hear you bud and I'll be posting the same bits in my corner!!
 

Heineudo

Executioner

Eulalia

Poet Laureate
Staff member
Some time ago I saw a cartoon of couple of typical British holidaymakers on the beach in front of the sea contemplating a notice that said 'Warning: contains salt'. And I heard a selection of daft complaints actually received by travel companies that included one complaining that they hadn't been warned of that! I couldn't find that particular cartoon, but here's a couple of good ones on the same theme:

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twonines

Senator
Some time ago I saw a cartoon of couple of typical British holidaymakers on the beach in front of the sea contemplating a notice that said 'Warning: contains salt'. And I heard a selection of daft complaints actually received by travel companies that included one complaining that they hadn't been warned of that! I couldn't find that particular cartoon, but here's a couple of good ones on the same theme:

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All this nonsense is probably the result of the current love of litigation, the need to cover backsides and the fact that the "Health and Safety" mentality assumes that we are all idiots has made some people afraid of their own shadows.
 

poem21045

Tribune
All this nonsense is probably the result of the current love of litigation, the need to cover backsides and the fact that the "Health and Safety" mentality assumes that we are all idiots has made some people afraid of their own shadows.

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phlebas

PRIMUS POENUS
Staff member
ARKANSAS BDSM FOREPLAY...

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LOVE THE ANTENNA!

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Do you remember that style of antenna on cars, too?

2020 summarised by a bookcase
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Unsuitable song
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Anyone other than this Australian know a suitable song?
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btw, getting off topic of humour, but the Divinyls also had a hit (here) with a song that had the refrain "there's a fine line between pleasure and pain", I think Chrissy Amphlett would have fit right in on this forum. Sadly she passed away all too young in 2013, breast cancer and MS. It's always a shock when someone of a similar age to you, and someone who was a significant part of your youth, dies unexpectedly young.
 

Praefectus Praetorio

Brother of the Quill
All this nonsense is probably the result of the current love of litigation, the need to cover backsides and the fact that the "Health and Safety" mentality assumes that we are all idiots has made some people afraid of their own shadows.
Yes - but some are incredibly stupid
Maybe its meant for the blind
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This is hard to explain for any reason
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