However, on a totally non-gender basis, there are a lot of stupid signs.Really outrageousI I entered it and no one had warned me that it was not an elevator cage! Do they really want accidents to happen!?
Am I seeing this correctly? Who seems to have the hard-on here? Hm? What am I missing? (Please pardon me if I'm not sufficiently woke to realize that some women can have penises too!)
That story brings to mindI think, I once saw an episode of "CSI Las Vegas", in which the fictional "Ph. D. Gil Grissom" is carrying a dead small pig into his laboratory and the policeman asks him, what he will do with it. Grissom answers in the German synchronisation: "We found a dead human body in a house fire still burning and I will burn this pig as long as the human body probably burned in order to find out when the burning of this body started. Pigs are very similar to humans in many ways, you know!?!"
The policeman: "I am long enough policeman not to be surprised by your statement any more!"
Last week-end, there was an attempted theft in Germany in Berlin-Grunewald, appropriately at the "Teufelssee" (= Devil's Lake"), which is partly a nudist party scenery. Usually, the nudists there are warned that thiefs may try to steal money from their clothes, but this time the thieves were "Wildschweine" (= "Wild boars" in oppsite to the "Hausschweine" which are "domestic pigs") and this time, it was even a criminal "Wildschwein-Mutter" ("Wild boar's mother") trying to teach their little kids how to steal laptop-bags from humans, probably selling them later to some other "Wildschwein"-criminals.
This is now an official arrest warrant picture of the German police in order to find this criminal "Wildschwein"-family and it is not "photoshopped"! The lady who published this picture via Twitter even has the permission of "the naked man" to publish it. The naked man was lucky because the criminal mother was slowed down by the brown pizza carton of which she stole the pizza before and she stepped into the cumbersome carton during her escape. So, she left the yellow bag with the laptop falling in the nearby forest:
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The first thing I notice is that some litter-lout's dropped a cup on the footpath.To be fair to they guys, the dino is quite small and not anywhere near the focal point of the image. Put the girls off to the side a bit and make the dino a bit larger. At least then they'll have a fighting chance to prove they are not pigs.
(Wait, wait, wait! What was I thinking? You could put the dino life-size right behind behind the girls and guys would still not see it first! They'd be fantasizing about what the girls look like nude before they'd see the dino.)