Silent_Water
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I must admit, I knew the first two correct answers from a German schoolboy on my bus. This boy obviously had the German version of this test before, so I only failed in the two last answers ... so sad ...
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Silent_Water
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By the way and for the squirrel fans of us: There is a beautiful international animal documentation of 2019 about all kinds of squirrels and their relatives or the family of "Hörnchen" as we say in German and maybe, you find it somewhere in English. In any case, on Monday it was at the best time broadcast on German TV with the German title "Die verrückte Welt der Hörnchen" (= "The Crazy World of Squirrels") and you can watch it still here ...
but you can also find it in French on ARTE.
Some beautiful and funny pictures from this movie:
A chipmunk folding leaves for his winter bed.
Collecting nuts for the winter.
The biggest "Hörnchen" of the world in India's jungle. It is rather a "Horn" with a body of 1 meter length, no more a "Hörnchen".
A red German "rotes Hörnchen" specialized on collecting nuts which fell into the water of small lakes.
An Alaskan "Hörnchen" spcialized on eating fish left by grizzly bears.
A Canadian "Gleit-Hörnchen" (= "Gliding Squirrel" ?) just before touchdown on its favourite tree.
A Californian woodpecker on its supply tree which is often robbed by squirrels.
The guardian of the supply tree cannot believe that this thief is back every second minute to steal the next nuts!
but you can also find it in French on ARTE.
Some beautiful and funny pictures from this movie:
A chipmunk folding leaves for his winter bed. Collecting nuts for the winter. The biggest "Hörnchen" of the world in India's jungle. It is rather a "Horn" with a body of 1 meter length, no more a "Hörnchen". A red German "rotes Hörnchen" specialized on collecting nuts which fell into the water of small lakes. An Alaskan "Hörnchen" spcialized on eating fish left by grizzly bears. A Canadian "Gleit-Hörnchen" (= "Gliding Squirrel" ?) just before touchdown on its favourite tree. A Californian woodpecker on its supply tree which is often robbed by squirrels. The guardian of the supply tree cannot believe that this thief is back every second minute to steal the next nuts!
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Silent_Water
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And suddenly, the guard is right in front of the thief. Both are watching each other for 5 seconds without any motion:
But then, the attacks begin ... 
But in the end, the squirrel wins some nuts and is tired and lazy after a good meal:
There are also some magic "fakirs" in the Mexican family of sqirrels:
And again some German squirrels who like the human beings and their food so much that they followed them into the European banking center of Frankfurt:
But city life can be tiring ...
But then, the attacks begin ... But in the end, the squirrel wins some nuts and is tired and lazy after a good meal:
There are also some magic "fakirs" in the Mexican family of sqirrels:
And again some German squirrels who like the human beings and their food so much that they followed them into the European banking center of Frankfurt:
But city life can be tiring ...
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Silent_Water
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This is me, yesterday morning, after the night shift, waiting for the postal service to deliver additionally needed cartridges for my printer:
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Only in Dibley
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Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Well, anybody can make a mistake, right!?
RacingRodent
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oho squirrel spanky squirrel
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I was watching this great fight on TV once and then it was interrupted by a game of ice hockey!
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Hey squirrel, you shouldn't drink huge amounts of alcohol before riding a motorcycle on Saturdays.
Loxuru
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Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Excommunicated
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'
The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'
The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'
The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Marys and put €50 in the poor box.'
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'
The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the €50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'
The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'
The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'
The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Marys and put €50 in the poor box.'
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'
The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the €50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
THE REWARDS OF HARD WORK
Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner where a shoeshine is always located.
He sits on the couch, examines the Wall Street Journal, and the shoeshine gives his shoes a shiny, excellent look.
One morning the shoeshine asks the CEO:
- What do you think about the situation in the stock market?
The CEO asks
- Why are you so interested in that - that topic?
"I have a million dollars in your bank," the shoeshine says, "and I'm considering investing some of the money in the capital market."
- What your name? - Asks the Director.
- John Smith H.
The CEO arrives at the bank and asks the Manager of the Customer Department:
- Do we have a client named John Smith H.?
- Certainly –answers the Customer Service Manager, he is a highly esteemed customer. He has a million
dollars in his account.
The CEO comes out, approaches the shoeshine, and says:
- Mr. Smith, I ask you this coming Monday to be the guest of honor at our board meeting and tell us the story of your life. I am sure we will have something to learn from you.
At the board meeting, the CEO introduces him to the board members:
- We all know Mr. Smith, who makes our shoes shine in the corner;
But Mr. Smith is also our esteemed customer with a million dollars in his account. I invited him to tell us the story of his life. I am sure we can learn from him.
Mr. Smith began his story:
- I came to this country fifty years ago as a young immigrant from Europe with an unpronounceable name.
I got off the ship without a penny.
The first thing I did was change my name to Smith.
I was hungry and exhausted.
I started wandering around looking for a job but to no avail. Suddenly I found a coin on the sidewalk.
I bought an apple. I had two options: eat the apple and
quench my hunger or start a business.
I sold the apple for two dollars and bought two apples with the money. I also sold them and continued in business.
When I started accumulating dollars, I was able to buy a set of used brushes and shoe polish and started polishing shoes.
I didn't spend a penny on entertainment or clothing, I just bought bread and some cheese to survive.
I saved penny by penny and after a while, I bought a new set of shoe brushes and ointments in different shades and expanded my clientele.
I lived like a monk and saved penny by penny.
After a while, I was able to buy an armchair so that my clients could sit comfortably while cleaning their shoes, and that brought me more clients.
I did not spend a penny on the joys of life.
I kept saving every penny.
A few years ago, when the previous shoe shine on the corner decided to retire, I had already saved enough money to buy his shoeshine location at this great place.
Finally, three months ago, my sister, who was a whore in Chicago, passed away and left me a million dollars.
Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner where a shoeshine is always located.
He sits on the couch, examines the Wall Street Journal, and the shoeshine gives his shoes a shiny, excellent look.
One morning the shoeshine asks the CEO:
- What do you think about the situation in the stock market?
The CEO asks
- Why are you so interested in that - that topic?
"I have a million dollars in your bank," the shoeshine says, "and I'm considering investing some of the money in the capital market."
- What your name? - Asks the Director.
- John Smith H.
The CEO arrives at the bank and asks the Manager of the Customer Department:
- Do we have a client named John Smith H.?
- Certainly –answers the Customer Service Manager, he is a highly esteemed customer. He has a million
dollars in his account.
The CEO comes out, approaches the shoeshine, and says:
- Mr. Smith, I ask you this coming Monday to be the guest of honor at our board meeting and tell us the story of your life. I am sure we will have something to learn from you.
At the board meeting, the CEO introduces him to the board members:
- We all know Mr. Smith, who makes our shoes shine in the corner;
But Mr. Smith is also our esteemed customer with a million dollars in his account. I invited him to tell us the story of his life. I am sure we can learn from him.
Mr. Smith began his story:
- I came to this country fifty years ago as a young immigrant from Europe with an unpronounceable name.
I got off the ship without a penny.
The first thing I did was change my name to Smith.
I was hungry and exhausted.
I started wandering around looking for a job but to no avail. Suddenly I found a coin on the sidewalk.
I bought an apple. I had two options: eat the apple and
quench my hunger or start a business.
I sold the apple for two dollars and bought two apples with the money. I also sold them and continued in business.
When I started accumulating dollars, I was able to buy a set of used brushes and shoe polish and started polishing shoes.
I didn't spend a penny on entertainment or clothing, I just bought bread and some cheese to survive.
I saved penny by penny and after a while, I bought a new set of shoe brushes and ointments in different shades and expanded my clientele.
I lived like a monk and saved penny by penny.
After a while, I was able to buy an armchair so that my clients could sit comfortably while cleaning their shoes, and that brought me more clients.
I did not spend a penny on the joys of life.
I kept saving every penny.
A few years ago, when the previous shoe shine on the corner decided to retire, I had already saved enough money to buy his shoeshine location at this great place.
Finally, three months ago, my sister, who was a whore in Chicago, passed away and left me a million dollars.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
No danger! Squirrel always loads it with nuts!oho squirrel was warning other animals to not stole squirrel peanuts now will be shoot meow!!!!!
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Rias
Neko Girl
oho probarlyNo danger! Squirrel always loads it with nuts!
Rias
Neko Girl
oho naughty squirrel!!!!!The squirrel has had a good weekend
