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Now This Just Isn't Funny
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connoisseurs
Senator
Maybe the contractor has previously worked at the new Berlin Airport and has learned his lesson about forcasting dates?
But the good thing, the drivers have planning security.
Hugin&Munin
Presenter Of Images
I think they'll have to hurry to meet this extremely low construction time.
malins
Stumbling Seeker
You've started an indie band and met with unexpected success!
The major label that's signing you for megabucks however insists that you must rename the band for a toilet part.
What's the name of your band and what does your band like!?!? ... pick from the following
I'll go first,
the band is called FLAPPER CHAIN
and is an all-girl outfit that sounds like it was teleported in from 1990. Sort of like 'The Heart Throbs' only louder, faster, and with more screaming and on-stage orgasms.
The major label that's signing you for megabucks however insists that you must rename the band for a toilet part.
What's the name of your band and what does your band like!?!? ... pick from the following
I'll go first,
the band is called FLAPPER CHAIN
and is an all-girl outfit that sounds like it was teleported in from 1990. Sort of like 'The Heart Throbs' only louder, faster, and with more screaming and on-stage orgasms.
Migoz2
Senator
It's a bit naughty, because it isn't a name from any of those diagrams (and it needs a little explaining to non-UK dwellers). Many toilets in the UK for a number of decades were manufactured by a company called ARMITAGE SHANKS, and the name was proudly printed on each tank. They are a prog rock / psychedelic band, like Pink Floyd before Syd Barrett disappeared into his black hole. No on-stage orgasms, I'm afraid, but at the end of a particularly intricate noodling keyboard solo, the audience have started to make an appreciative noise like a toilet flushing.
malins
Stumbling Seeker
I've seen that often enough, and yeah ... great name for a band
malins
Stumbling Seeker
late 1970s punk rockI'll leave it to others to suggest the style and repertoire of The Ball-Cocks
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
P.S.
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fallenmystic
Tribune
old slave
FELIS RESPICIENS
Some random shorts:
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three
times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother
told me about it.
I think my neighbour is stalking me as she's been googling my name on
her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.
Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But, smoking bacon will cure it.
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not
screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he
kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
Being an adult is just walking around wondering what you're forgetting.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so
polite they only look at the covered parts.
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say
I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three
times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother
told me about it.
I think my neighbour is stalking me as she's been googling my name on
her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.
Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But, smoking bacon will cure it.
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not
screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he
kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
Being an adult is just walking around wondering what you're forgetting.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so
polite they only look at the covered parts.
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say
I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
A good company accountancy is like a bikini : it reveals a lot, but hides the essentials.
connoisseurs
Senator
Another myth has died...
malins
Stumbling Seeker
Well we know witches are marginalized in society but being a demon can be a lonely affair too.
Another myth has died...
Especially if your page got edited out of the Abbreviated Necronomicon for Everyday Spellcasting so you only get summoned every umpteenth year.
Isn't the circle meant to confine him??
You're twistin' my melon man, you know you talk so hip man
You're twistin' my melon man
Hey good lady he just wants what you got you know
He'll never stop until he's taken the lot
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Watch the birdie!
True Friends
Husbands often have hidden virtues, wives overlook.
Why is it so hard for you gals to make up your minds.
